Name: Letterman Did a Norm Macdonald on Durant
Uploaded: 2021-09-30T21:45:02.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Letterman Did a Norm Macdonald on Durant' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-09-30. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Letterman Did a Norm Macdonald on Durant' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-09-30. Transcript available.

uh gentleman with his hand raised in the back yes excuse me hi kevin could i
borrow your notebook i
didn't bring thank you uh uh dave from a basketball digest kevin uh katie why
why do people call you
kd um can i call you katie here yeah okay my first name is kevin uh-huh right
and my second
name my last name my second name my last name is durant with a d katie uh this
year how what
percentage do you plan on giving on the court 90 95 100 110 what are we looking
at uh 110 110.
uh i just got off the phone with the dolan family and they said that they're
talking to the commissioner
now they're looking at working a contractual deal that will allow you uh when
you're not playing
for the nets days off you'll be able to play for the knicks comments all right
dave that was the last
one i'm sorry was that a comment that's it how about you do you have a comment
wrap it up okay
uh i'm being told my time is done have a great uh year what about the pelicans
when you guys play the
pelicans that kind of make you giggle yeah okay all right that's all i got that's
it everybody thank you
good night okay good job dude
i have to go make some calls now tough act to follow we'll go to brian mahoney
associated press
let anybody in here is this a really good question norm
here's a familiar face that's a question from uh from blake's good friend norm
no blake uh it's fun watching this year wasn't it cool yeah thank you and uh i
was wondering why
there's a kind of a curse with rookie of the year nobody's ever repeated it
hmm i didn't think about that well i'll try as hard as i can next year but all
right man i don't know
i don't know thank you for that question though that's going on top of the
goals for next year
so in order to understand the world of sports i decided to see what it would be
like to be a
professional athlete so i hired the best makeup artist in town to help me go
undercover as an nba
player take a look hey alexi so the other guy made tyra look like a fat lady
right sure am excellent
okay well make me look like that guy you got it yeah you work the face i'll
work the body oh oh
that's not blake griffin enough come on man more blake griffini
now i'm gonna find out what it's like to be blake griffin
first i'm gonna fool his teammates
stupid door
i'm blake griffin and you are
your good friend and teammate deandre jordan
oh my good friend deandre jordan of course so what time's rehearsal
you mean practice right uh yeah practice what's up with your voice what's up
with your voice
ah i'm open i'm open
ow
not so hard man all right hippie skyhook
are you all right
blake we haven't started
i gotta quit smoking smoking
what's up with you today man still got my defense
blake that's a file you can't slap me says who
i got an idea
this always works
just jump up there and get it no no no no
jeez i don't know what's going on here
my heart is beating so fast
are you all right
i think i pulled part of my leg that's
underneath the top part
ah sweet cordial
oh hold on give me one second
sorry i'm late somebody burned my house down
oh oh no i gotta start working out
stupid door