Name: A Bunch of Gay Guys
Uploaded: 2021-10-09T15:02:49.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'A Bunch of Gay Guys' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-10-09. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'A Bunch of Gay Guys' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-10-09. Transcript available.

So, I was just in New York, man. You ever been there?
We had a big gay parade going on down there. You ever seen one of these?
I've never been to one, you know, but I like parades, you know, I love a parade.
So I go to the parade and it turns out it's just a bunch of gay guys.
Hell of a parade that is, huh?
Imagine that on the TV, you know, you've got Willard Scott and Faith Daniels.
Okay, here's a big parade here.
Here we go.
Oh, it's a bunch of gay guys.
Look at that.
Here comes some more gay guys there and there's a bunch more gay guys there.
Well, hell of a parade just turned out to be here.
What are you going to do?
I wish all gay guys come out of the closet so you know who's gay.
Don't really care.
Everybody just lives together, you know.
Well, like when you don't know, everybody's suspecting you.
You know, especially if you're a guy, you know, no matter who you are, if you're
a guy,
you know, your buddies are behind your back there.
Gee, I haven't seen Fred with a woman for a few days.
Yeah, now you mention it.
You ask me to go swimming with him.
Oh, Fred's gay!
Come on, let's go tell everybody.
Fred's gay over there.
What are you going to do, man?
Actually, I was reading this book.
They said every guy at some point in his life questions his sexuality.
Like wonders if maybe they're a big gay themselves, you know.
Like you ever have a moment like that where you wonder maybe you're gay?
You know, like maybe you'll be watching the TV there, you know.
Gee, that William Shatner's a pretty good looking guy.
Hey, wait a minute.
I'm a guy now that I think about it here.
Let me see.
I'm a guy.
William Shatner's a guy.
Carry the three.
And then that goes over there.
What the hell?
I'm kind of a...
What the deuce?
I don't know.
Actually, I was reading this book.
Get this.
I said, every guy has something.
Get this.
This is a different thing.
Just about to say the same guy joke I just said.
No, this is a completely different joke.
But I was reading the same book.
I read a lot of gay literature for some reason.
Just to shake up my dad a little, you know.
But I was reading this other thing in this other book.
It said that if you're afraid of homosexuals,
it means that deep down inside,
you're actually a homosexual yourself.
That kind of worries me, you know,
because I'm afraid of dogs.
Lately, I've had a hanker and a drink out of the toilet bowl.
You know, that's the funny part there.
Yesterday, I sniffed a girl's butt out in the street there.
There's nothing to do with the joke,
but I thought I'd get it off my chest, you know.
God bless gay guys.
I know a lot of them.
They're all good guys, you know.
Funny.
Funny guys.
Oh.
One time I saw you ever see a gay bribery?
That's a little too far out of me.
Being proud or something like that.
Because, you know, that's just what you are, man.
You're gay.
How can you be proud of that?
You know what I mean?
That's like saying, hey, man, I'm proud of being in English.
Goddamn.
I've got to tell you something.
I speak English.
I can't tell you.
My heart wells with pride about that, man.
I'm talking English every goddamn day.
I don't get that.
I can be proud of that.
I went out of gay bribery, man.
I've seen a guy.
I've seen a guy.
They have the parents of the gay guys, you know.
God bless him, man.
Because some of these guys, and they hold these banners and say, I'm proud of
my gay son, you know.
Some of these motherfucking guys.
You know, you can tell they were in the war and shit, you know.
They never thought they could come with a banners saying I'm proud of them.
You know, the mothers are nice.
The guys are like, kind of proud of them, I guess.
But seriously, are they actually, you know, bragging about their son being gay?
They're down at work.
Hey, hey, Billy, man.
I've got to tell you something about Jimmy.
Goddamn, we're so proud of him.
He graduated at Harvard last year.
First in the class.
Goddamn smart kid, man.
He's articling now, you know, over in the Cambridge area.
Oh, my God.
Next year, he should be a full partner.
Oh, hey, did I mention that he sucks cock?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, man, this guy loves cock in his mouth, his ass.
It's unbelievable.
Yeah, I've got a picture of him here.
Yeah, he's the guy with five cocks in his mouth.
Goddamn, that guy.
I don't know how he does it.
I am just so proud of that picture.
That's my, that's my, that's the picture I'm most proud of.
Him glowing by it, too.
God bless you, guys.
Go to the groove now, baby.
Go to the groove now, baby.
Feel the rhythm in your bones.
Let me see you shake your body, baby.
Let me see you moving nice and slow.