Name: The Old Chunk of Coal is a Diamond Now
Uploaded: 2021-10-29T21:46:30.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Old Chunk of Coal is a Diamond Now' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-10-29. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Old Chunk of Coal is a Diamond Now' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-10-29. Transcript available.

he he spoke like someone from the 1920s he would say he would talk about hobos
yeah and uh he would
say as you know you know my wife i have battle axe you know he he talked in
this way that was
from a different time i'm just an old lump of coal some of my material comes my
strongest material
comes from real life real life like for instance today i was driving in a car
you were kind enough
to bring a car to bring this old chunk of coal here to the studio we send we
send cars for our
guests yeah so i got in it and that's you know i get material that way so my
what do you get material
that way you get in the car and what happens uh my driver tells me a joke
scared now no no firstly
conan i'm thankful for the for the fine ladies who live the fine ladies who
live across this country
and leave pies on their windowsills so an old chunk of coal like me might have
a meal from time to time
i am going to return to my former sexual lifestyle well yeah what's that it's
uh trying to find a
lady and convincing her to let me lie down on top of her that sounds so
romantic the way you describe it
i want to lie down on top of you what and take a nap what do you i'm just an
old i'm just an old chunk
of coal that likes the you know old chunk of coal yeah yeah yeah like ssnm
apparently no no that's
what i was just trying i'm getting back to just lying on top of a lady okay all
right i play geezer it was
me actually geezer's just an old chunk of coal that uh you know thank you for
having this old chunk of coal
from the ottawa valley on your big city program we are so pleased to have you
with us nor but my merle
haggard was opening for him you know and i'm just an old chunk of coal and i
like merle i wrote a song
later on called uh i'm just an old chunk of coal but i'm gonna be a diamond
someday yeah it's supposed
to be a lump of coal but everybody says lump of coal i like chunks sounds
better it does more masculine
or something down in texas they say chunk give me a chunk of that cake or a pie
or something like that
morsel of coal chunk yeah a lot of people i'm just an old chunk of coal now but
i'm gonna be a time on
someday when they talk about that song say lump of coal i don't know if you i
know they do because
that's a natural thing to say yeah but uh but it didn't sound good to me briquette
no but you know the reason i don't like lump of coal is is it brings me right
to a christmas stocking
you know what i mean that they put oh my god they don't roll but that is why i
love