Name: Dirty Work Sequel and Rated R Version
Uploaded: 2021-11-02T17:01:00.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dirty Work Sequel and Rated R Version' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-11-02. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dirty Work Sequel and Rated R Version' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-11-02. Transcript available.

I did this movie I directed, Dirty Work, in 1998.
Oh, Dirty Work.
Incredible movie.
Incredible.
We're talking about working and thinking, and there could be a sequel.
Have you talked to Artie Lang?
I mean, is Artie Lang all right?
Artie's hard to get a hold of.
Have you talked to Artie Lang?
No, no.
In fact, we need somebody to talk to Artie Lang.
Anybody who hears this can tell Artie Lang to text me back.
I talked to Norm quite a bit and love him and Artie, and it's a pretty cool
thing if it goes, which is looking very nice.
We are talking about possibly trying to do a sequel, and we've got some
permission of the big cheeses, but we're not there yet.
But you'd both have to be in it if we do it, so that's all there is to it,
because funniest people.
Norm is regarded by most funny people to be one of the funnier people alive.
And we've had some real interesting shit happen together.
I mean, I made Dirty Work, so that's a year with Norm MacDonald.
And it's like Entertainment Tonight was there while I was directing it, and for
the cameras, he goes,
I'm whispering in his ear some stuff, giving him some notes, he goes,
Why am I listening to the dad from Full House?
Why am I taking direction from the video guy?
He just states the obvious as loud as he can.
And he also knows the secret of quiet when you get real quiet, how you draw
people in.
And then he just, his construction of things is amazing.
You would think that a booze.
Missing Norm sucks ass.
It's just, yeah, I can't believe he's gone either.
I talk about him in present day.
Well, you wrote a sequel for Dirty Work.
I did.
And we had the money?
Yeah, we were going.
That's unbelievable to me.
Yeah.
And Norm, I didn't think he was going to die, and I didn't know.
I was going to say, did you know, I mean, you know, writing a sequel that stars
a guy who's got leukemia is not a smart move.
Well, nobody knew, and he wanted it that way, and I think it was also him being
a gambler at heart, you know, with life.
He thought he could get through it.
And by the way, he was told he was going to.
So I think it's those last few weeks, I think he was really thinking he was
going to beat it, and we were set to go.
And so you were going to be getting the phone call.
Yeah.
And I told you that when I was in New York, and it's a really good script, and
he and Lojo, Laurie Jo Hoekstra, who I love.
Yeah, Lojo, the great LJ.
She's just great.
I guess when we did Dirty Work, I was more of the guy that wanted to be liked,
and that ain't the club you do it with.
You know, you don't have, you know, Frank Sebastiano and Fred Wolf.
It ain't social.
It's making the best movie you can make.
Yeah, that movie was, you know, people that love it have to know that writing
good comedy is hell.
You know, it's really hard work.
And that's why I think the movie resonated.
Right now, I'm trying.
We'll see what happens.
I'm trying to make the R-rated cut for Norm, you know.
Right.
To do that, because seven minutes are missing.
So that would be.
Oh, no kidding.
Yeah.
Remember you guys had, oh, I can't give it away if it comes out.
It involves donuts.
The donuts scene.
Yeah, exactly.
And there's more, there's more than that.
But, you know, the prison scene's a little bit different.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I can say what it is.
A prison scene, Norm, Norm gets fucked in the ass.
And.
As it has, as you do in prison.
Listen, I've been there.
No one, no one always gets fucked in the ass.
Believe me.
That would be, I'd be a hard date to deal with if that happened.
Well, for you, it's like looking for Waldo once I get in there.
But, yeah, anyway, you know, Norm, Norm says after he gets fucked in the ass,
you know what,
you know what hurts the most is the lack of respect.
That's what hurts the most.
But the other thing hurts the most, the anal rape.
Right.
And that, that, that got cut out.
But we used a wide shot and amazing that it worked that and the other thing.
Right.
And I had Norm loop it and he went, God, did I, it looks like I said that.
So he didn't, you said, you said anal rape, Norm.
And so hopefully we'll put anal rape back in where it belongs in Dirty Work.
Anal rape belongs no, no further than your friendly podcast and your friendly
movie makers.
Well, we're in prison, you know, with prisoners.
So what?
So what?
You know what prisoners do to each other all the time?
No, what?
You don't know?
All right, let's go.
Not you, tubby.
You sure you don't want him to?
You fellas have a lot of growing up to do, I'll tell you that.
Ridiculous.
You know what hurts the most is the, the lack of respect.
You know?
That's what hurts the most.
Except for the, except for the other thing.
That hurts the most.
But the lack of respect hurts the second most.