Name: Professor of Logic - Norm Macdonald + Origin
Uploaded: 2021-11-14T15:18:32.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Professor of Logic - Norm Macdonald + Origin' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-11-14. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Professor of Logic - Norm Macdonald + Origin' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-11-14. Transcript available.

Uh, did, uh, what, your neighbors nice people, the people that live around you?
Oh, great people. I, every day I meet somebody new, you know.
This city's great because, uh, of the neighborly people, you know.
I don't know.
But I did meet one neighbor, interesting story, you know, that, uh, this guy,
he just moved in, you know, next door to me.
So I'm always one to, to meet the neighbors.
You're, you like to chat with the neighbors, yeah.
Yeah, because, you know, so, uh, I, uh, I went over to the guy, I knocked on
the door, next door to where I live.
And I say to the guy, I said, hey, I'm your new neighbor, you know.
And I said, uh, good to see you, you know, nice to, nice to run into you, you
know.
Welcome to the neighborhood, you know.
And so the guy, I said, what do you do for a living there, sir, you know, if
you don't mind me asking.
You know, what do you do for a living?
I'm a, I'm a, uh, nightclub comic, I tell the guy.
So he says to me, he says, I'm a, I worked out at the university of, uh,
science there.
He says, I'm a, uh, I'm, uh, um, profe-
That's a good, that's a good school, by the way.
I can't remember the exact place.
Sure.
Uh, he says, I, uh, I'm a professor of logic.
Oh.
So he says, the guy, he says, logic, now what the hell is that?
I never heard tell of that.
He says, oh, well, he says it's a, uh, kind of a pattern of, uh, uh, syllogistic,
uh, well, he says it's hard to explain.
He says, uh, uh, why don't I give you an example?
So I said, fair enough, why don't you do that?
So the guy says, well, he says, let me ask you a question.
He says, do you own a dog house?
So I go, yes, I do.
He says, well, then that means you probably have a dog.
I said, yes.
He says, uh, well, that means you're likely you have a family if you have a dog.
I said, yes, I do.
He said, uh, well, then that means, uh, you got, uh, kids, you're married.
I said, yes, yes, I am.
He says, uh, well, then you're a heterosexual man.
I said, yes, sir, I am.
He says, well, you see, that's logic there.
I, I asked if simply from finding out you had a dog house, I made this series
of inferences
and, uh, I found that you're a heterosexual man simply from the fact that you
had a dog house.
Well, I said, good God, isn't that something?
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Uh, so I said, well, I won't waste any more of your time there, uh, neighbor.
And I said, I'll see you, see you later.
See you around.
Okay.
So, uh, I went, I said, come on, come by one day and have a, uh, chicken with
me.
So anyways, I left.
So I left.
So I go, I go to get a bus, you know, to the bus stop.
And I, I, I walked down to the bus stop and I'm still thinking about this thing
that happened to me, you know.
And I'm standing at the bus and, uh, uh, no bus coming at all, you know, five
or six of us standing around.
And, uh, one guy lights up a cigarette there and he goes, he goes, as soon as
you light up a cigarette, the bus comes.
And, uh, he smokes the whole damn cigarette, no bus comes.
Right, right.
So, uh, I said to the guy, well, that theory really worked, huh?
And the guy goes, well, sometimes it works.
Anyways, the guy goes, uh, what's new with you?
I go, well, I, uh, had an interesting thing happen to me today.
I said, I met my neighbor.
Mm-hmm.
And he goes, oh, yeah?
I go, he had a hell of an interesting job.
I said, he's a professor of logic down at the University of Science.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And, uh, so the guy says, is that so?
He says, uh, professor of logic.
He goes, what the hell is that logic?
Mm-hmm.
I said, well, it's a series of Cicilla something or other.
Right, right.
I said, I can't remember exactly, but I said, uh, I'll give you an example, if
you want to
hear an example.
Yeah.
So the guy goes, all right, fair enough.
So I said, uh, let me ask you this.
I said, uh, uh, uh, do you, let me ask you a question.
Do you own a dog house?
Mm-hmm.
And the guy goes, uh, no, I don't own a dog house.
So, uh, I says, the guy says, oh, yeah, you're one of them gays.
And here we work, right?
A lot of great stuff you can learn at that University of Science there.
And then the guy, and then get this.
Look at this.
There's more.
This gay guy invites me to have a chicken at his bridge.
That's some petty euphemism.
Watch out.
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