Name: Best of Bob Saget (R.I.P.) and Norm Macdonald
Uploaded: 2022-01-10T15:40:47.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Best of Bob Saget (R.I.P.) and Norm Macdonald' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-01-10. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Best of Bob Saget (R.I.P.) and Norm Macdonald' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-01-10. Transcript available.

No, but Bob has a beautiful face, like a flower.
Yeah, cauliflower.
No offense, but your face looks like a cauliflower.
The Bob Saga roast, another seminal moment in my life.
You were so funny.
We have a lot of well-wishers here tonight,
and a lot of them would like to throw you down one, a well.
They want to murder you in a well.
Seems a little harsh, but apparently they want to murder you in a well,
it says here on this card.
No, I think that Bob should join the Ku Klux Klan,
and that's not because he's racist.
He's not racist.
It's just that he'd look a lot better with a hood over his head on account of
his face.
How can you not get that?
So many people just talked about that.
Oh, yeah.
So many people said they couldn't figure it out.
How could they not figure it out?
That's what I think.
I was like, it's all right if you don't like it,
but you don't think I'm mentally ill.
They were like, what is he doing?
I don't know.
He's telling old jokes.
Mark McDonald, God bless you.
Watching your set was like watching Henry Fonda pick blueberries.
Why, I don't think there's a person in here that would not love to watch Henry
Fonda pick blueberries.
All right, well, it's time to do jokes.
This is where we put in a big thing.
Jokes.
Two businessmen bought the Milwaukee Bucks for $550 million.
They are very excited with their purchase.
As this is the only legal way to own black people.
Now, that is here, and I read that.
Well, you're nuts.
They're.
You know how businessmen are racist.
They are.
Yeah, so it's them being racist.
They are.
The two businessmen that bought the Milwaukee Bucks for $550 million are racist.
Oh, no, they're fine, man.
Give me one that doesn't offend many people.
This is not topical.
It's just about, it's as if it's about your life.
Oh, how come none of my friends ever have a dungeon?
Instead, they all just have rape dungeons.
So it's not a regular dungeon, is what you're saying.
A rape dungeon.
Thanks again.
The bus, I've never been thrown under an entire trailway's fleet.
I actually, you asked me who I was in the presence of was.
Dean Martin at Hamburger Hamlet.
You know everything about me.
That's what I meant.
That's where I saw him.
Was it Hamburger Hamlet?
Yeah, I didn't know.
That's where I saw him also.
We must have talked about it, too.
I don't know.
Well, you know, it was me and Hamburger.
And I walked in there and he had lost his son.
And it was, it was nice.
And I just went.
I found your son.
I found your son.
Bob was the first comedian that I ever saw perform when I was a boy, live.
And I loved him.
But one thing that bonds us as comedians is we're bitter and jealous and we
hate everyone else
that has any success.
But Bob, honestly, has never had an unkind word for anybody.
And I love him.
And I hope everybody else does.
So I just wanted to say that.
Thank you.