Name: Welding Mask Joke
Uploaded: 2022-01-13T04:07:40.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Welding Mask Joke' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-01-13. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Welding Mask Joke' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-01-13. Transcript available.

Well, but I've seen you go for like 20 minutes, and then the next 20, you get
into a darker place, which is, for me, my, I really love it.
Like, I love when you get, when you're here.
Well, I find it's like seducing, you know, you give the candy and the flour in
the first 20 minutes, and then you're ramming it up their fucking hot ass later.
Right, but when you're giving candy.
With a juicy big cock.
Right, but when you're giving the flowers and the candy, is it to a kid?
Or is it, because I know the second part of what you just said.
This is a joke I heard. You want to hear a joke?
Please.
Okay.
This guy is driving down. He's a pedophile.
Why is the big cock always juicy with you?
I mean, ever since I've known you, it's like, and it's a juicy big cock.
Well, because it's hot.
So is it like prime rib? Does it have drippings?
It's hot.
It's going to eat it like corn.
Is it like a hoffy?
I mean, it's got, does it, you put paper towels under it?
Because it's going to have drippings.
Well, you know, the actual truth of it is, like, it's like, ah, here's my hot
cock.
The truth of it is, a woman, people always say that.
And they're doing this, I don't know, a walker?
That's the lady's hips.
Oh.
So, but the truth is, a vagina is hot, a cock is actually cold.
Mine gets warm.
You think it does in your head, but no.
No, my hand.
No, your hand is hot.
My head's colder than my cock.
Your hand is colder than your cock.
Yeah, if I touch my head and then touch my cock, my cock is hotter.
Yeah, but it's nowhere near as hot as the woman's vagina.
Yeah, so she's getting a cold cock.
Doesn't that depend on the woman?
I didn't mean to cut you off.
That's where they came up with the impression, the cold cock punch.
But here's the joke.
No, no.
The cold cock punch has nothing to do with it.
But here's the joke.
Cold cock is, it's got cock a trigger.
Yeah.
So you're cold cocking like you would a trigger.
Yeah, you're way out.
Not like a hot cock that you hit somebody with.
Here's a hot cock, I'm going to knock you out.
That's interesting.
I didn't know that.
It would be cool if I had a cock that I could knock someone out.
Oh, that would be great.
A cold cock.
You censor this?
No.
But this is the joke.
You're just going to cut it with the juicy.
I don't really want to do this joke because we want to get on to stuff, but I'll
tell you quickly.
Please.
So it's a guy, a pedophile is driving in a car, and he sees a kid, and the kid
is going
through a dumpster, and the kid finds a welding hat.
A lot of things happen in this joke, coincidentally.
He finds a welding mask, and the kid puts on the welding mask, and he's running
around
having fun with the welding mask, and the pedophile goes, you want to drive,
kid?
The kid goes, sure.
So the kid gets in, and the pedophile says to the kid who's wearing this
welding mask,
he says, would you like, do you like to get your cock sucked?
And the kid goes, oh, no, no, what, no.
And he says, do you want to suck a cock, suck my cock?
Oh, no, no, no.
Well, how about would you like to get my big juicy cock shoved up your hot ass?
It's going to have a clean punchline.
I know that.
So finally the kid goes, oh, I understand.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm not actually a welder.
Right.
That's a crazy joke.
Hey, do you want to take, hey, I asked my Twitter followers for questions for
Bob Sagan.
Is it pedophile?
Is that the actual word?
It's pedophile, isn't it?
No, it's pedophile.
Is it pedophile?
I was at a party with a friend, and so I noticed you first, and you returned my
gaze, knew how
to crush my thirst.
You took me to that room like a dream come true.
The dance you performed was just for me and you.
Kisses on the neck, then you work your way down.
Let yourself go for me all around town.
Seductively stood there.