Name: ISIS Hunting Permit
Uploaded: 2022-01-17T16:48:48.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'ISIS Hunting Permit' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-01-17. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'ISIS Hunting Permit' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-01-17. Transcript available.

So we're going to do some jokes with, this is a rather troublesome thing I've
got to address.
This was in Adam Egan's dressing room.
If you can read it, it says ISIS hunting permit.
That's not mine, it's not mine.
Whether or not it's yours, you were defending it earlier when we talked about
it, just now.
I said, "What does this mean even, ISIS hunting permit? Everyone would want to
kill ISIS."
And then you said, "No, no, I wouldn't want to kill ISIS."
I don't, no, I think you're...
What did you say just now?
No, I'm saying that, first of all, it doesn't make sense.
When I said ISIS hunting permit, I said, "Wait, does that mean ISIS hunting
permit?"
Does that mean, ISIS hunting permit, does that mean that this is supposed to be
taken as some sort of redneck thing?
Yeah, it seems like it would be on like a redneck...
Why would this be a redneck thing?
Well, it just seems typical of something you'd see on the back of a paper truck.
Right, but I said after that, I said, "But no, everyone would want to kill ISIS."
And then what did you say?
I think that it's just, the thing is, is that somebody would use that as
permission to kill Muslims,
just because they couldn't differentiate between who is ISIS and who is...
Why would they not say "Muslim hunting permit?"
Well, because they sort of look at all Muslims as being ISIS, you know?
That's the problem, when people want to deport all the Muslims from America.
They think that they're all part of ISIS, when in truth, they're not.
They're not at all.
Yes.
You know?
It's like saying somebody like Timothy McVeigh is all Christians.
Yeah, I've read some figures of 80% of a lot of those nations don't agree with
either.
They're against ISIS.
Well spoken.
The point, I don't know where you found it.
It's not from my dressing room.
I don't have a dressing room.
It's not from my car.
Who cares about a dressing room?
We're talking about it.
Did you hear what...
Yes, I agree with everything Margaret just said, 1,000%.
Yes.
I don't disagree.
I think ISIS is terrible.
Absolutely.
And everybody here listed, Boko Haram in particular, I have a lot of rage
towards.
However, somebody would take this in the wrong way.
I mean, somebody would look at this and think of it as permission to kill all
Muslims, which
is sort of a sentiment that's going around in conservative circles, which is
not the right
way to look at Muslim America.
Yeah.
It's like after 9/11 people were shooting Sikhs, people from India who had
nothing to...
Nothing to do.
Yeah.
And it's just this unawareness of...
Ignorance.
...people who are different from them.
Not even different in America.
Well, I can't say my friend's name, but he said his biggest fear is that ISIS
or some terrorist
group like that would get a hold of a dirty bomb that exploded over a major
city within the
United States and kill tens of millions of people because then the blowback
against innocent Muslims
would be absolutely terrible.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, that's true.
That's true.
All right.
Let's do some jokes.
I want one.
These broken pieces are holding my hands.
Don't have a chance to mend at all.
Before they get thrown into chaos again.
I try to pretend I'm whole enough.
To stand in this world so I'm steady.
Josh.
Now, this is a great joke.
This is, I think, just a classic joke.
This may have been written by...
Who's this new boy that I've taken quite an unhealthy interest with?
Black.
Black.
Huh?
Scott Black.
Black.
Black.
Black.