Name: You'll Be Crazy not to Get High Quality Razor Sent to Your Door
Uploaded: 2022-02-02T03:34:55.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'You'll Be Crazy not to Get High Quality Razor Sent to Your Door' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-02-02. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'You'll Be Crazy not to Get High Quality Razor Sent to Your Door' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-02-02. Transcript available.

My dad used to call it take a shave. Take a shave! He'd get mad at me.
But anyway, but it's a fantastic, I didn't shave because I wanted to do this
commercial and show, you know.
Or do you like that look?
Well, who would like this look?
I want you to sign up for Dollar Shave Club by going to dollarshaveclub.com
forward slash norm.
You will get high-quality razors sent to your door.
That's not, come on.
It's a little frightening.
I wouldn't mind it.
Do you ever run out of razors and you're like, damn it.
Yeah, we're...
You can't run out to the store with a beard.
Well, you don't have to here because you get high-quality razors sent to your
door every month,
and it's for a fraction of what you pay retail.
That's even better.
Also makes a great gift for Father's Day.
Is your father still alive?
No.
God damn, that's two out of three.
He's dead, too?
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
Oh, this is about your aunt.
My aunt?
Is she fucking dead?
Yes.
You don't have a living aunt?
Maybe.
Adam Egan, do you use the Dollar Shave Club?
No.
I mean, not today.
Yeah, look at you.
You go to dollarshave.com.
That's perfect for me.
I don't understand.
Do you want to know how to get there?
Yes.
You go to dollarshave.com forward slash norm.
That's dollarshave.com forward slash norm.
Gotcha.
Is it a dollar a day for one razor?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I don't know why they call it Dollar Shave.
Huh?
Dollar a month?
Listen, man, I can't answer every question.
It's called Dollar Shave Club.
Yes, that means it costs you a dollar over the course of your lifetime.
For one dollar a month, have all your shaving needs met?
I mean, on your face?
Well, you can use it for anything.
Well, that's true.
Do I have to only use it on my face?
No, no, they have no rules here.
They have no rules.
Then, yeah.
Of course, they have no rules.
They send fucking razors to your house.
One more real quick.
One dollar per month?
Yeah, a dollar per month.
And you get as many razors?
That's kind of a good deal.
Yeah, kind of.
That's like, for the whole year, that's like $14.
I don't know how they make any money.
It can't be high quality.
Volume.
They can't be high quality razors for one dollar.
They're the highest quality razors in the world.
You're going to slit your wife's throat.
It's somewhere in between.
Huh?
I think it's somewhere in between.
It says high quality.
Well, it's definitely high quality.
It's high quality razors sent to your door.
It says high quality razors.
Every month.
You would be crazy not to have high quality razors sent to your house every day.
Things going up and down.
Picking up the pieces that you left behind.
Dating under the top of low.
Breathing in the smoke and clearing up my mind.
The thoughts over you.
I never knew what the hell you got me into.
Also this week in Washington, several prominent Democrats joined Republicans in
pleading with
Attorney General Janet Reno to investigate fundraising abuses and also to shave.
Well, more bad news for ice cream moguls Ben and Jerry in their continuing
battle with the
Food and Drug Administration.
This week, the FDA banned their newest flavor.
Stuff from Ben's beard.
Meddling bureaucracy wrecking masks.
Well, bad news for ice cream moguls Ben and Jerry.
This week, the Food and Drug Administration banned their newest flavor.
Ben's back hair.
ZZ Top saying that every girl's crazy about a sharp-dressed man.
But you know what they're not crazy about?
Gross long beards.
It's funny and true.
That one was written for yours.
That was more of your cadence right there.
No, no, no.
But you know what they're not crazy about?
Gross long beards.
A new study found that men with beards are more attractive.
This is a study that took place at the University of...
I'll do it another week.
It's such a funny joke.
Another week.
A new study found that men with beards are more attractive than men without beards.
More great work from the University of Bob Seger.