Name: Who's Funnier than Kevin Nealon?
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Who's Funnier than Kevin Nealon?' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-02-06. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Who's Funnier than Kevin Nealon?' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-02-06. Transcript available.

- Who's funnier than Kevin?
- I can't think of anyone.
Well, Nick Swarden.
- Well, I don't know.
- I love Kevin.
- No, Kevin's the best.
- No, Kevin's been around forever.
- Oh, he's hilarious.
- He's kind of a hero of Nick.
Okay, so here's a, it was mid-May of 2013.
America was dancing to the music
of Justin Bieber and Beyonce,
and they were laughing at the stories
of a comic by the name of Kevin Nealon.
- I get out there, and the next morning,
I call him to wake him up to go.
He's sound asleep.
I gotta call him like three times,
a knock on his door, and then he gets up.
So he goes, "I can't find my shoes."
He's like being a little kid.
- Sounds like every day getting him to this podcast.
- And then we go to the driving range,
and Jim McClain's his big instructor.
We're getting lessons, and Norm is arguing with him
about how to hit the ball right.
- That's one of my favorite stories
that we've heard in the last nine episodes.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Since we started.
- Nah, he's hilarious, man.
- Yeah.
- I mean, he's right up there with Nick Schwartzen.
Like, tied for a funny dude.
Guy has to make a fuckin' competition out of it.
Anyways.
- That's what I loved about the Larry King episode.
You gotta see him out of his element
in something, you know?
- Well, he's on Hulu, which is a cool, cool thing.
- Oh, Hulu's the best.
I watch it every day.
- Yeah.
- Is it better than Nick Schwartzen?
- I mean, I like Nick.
- Well, you know who's coming up?
- Nick Schwartzen.
- Yeah, you're a lover.
- No, I love him.
- Yeah, that's what I said.
- Yeah, okay.
He's hilarious.
- Terry, Reno 911, Grandma's Boy, Gay Robot.
That guy was hilarious.
- Yeah.
- It says here on your license that your eyes are blue,
but they're not blue.
- What are they?
- They're the Caribbean Sea with a full moon shining down
under a smurf's delicate balls.
- It's hilarious.
- He's gonna be here.
- Really?
He's funnier than Kevin Nealon, according to you.
- No, he doesn't want to start it.
- I love Kevin Nealon as well.
- But it would be cool to start a show business feud
on the program.
- It would be a very peculiar show business feud.
Nealon and Nicky?
- Yeah.
- All right, we'll be back with Nick Schwartzen momentarily.
- Nick Schwartzen, he's wearing a Gay Robot t-shirt.
- Hey, man.
Hey, man.
- That's Gay Robot right there.
- That's where I first knew of you from Sandler's album.
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah, it was hilarious.
- That was the coolest.
- This is the only shirt that will suck your dick.
True story.
For the record, Kevin Nealon's way funnier than me.
- Yeah, you love Nealon.
- I love Nealon.
- I was at a party with a friend
until I noticed you first
and you returned my gaze, knew how to crush my thirst.
You took me to that room like a dream come true.
The dance you performed was just for me and you.
Kisses on the neck, then you work your way down.
Let yourself go for me all around town.
Seductively stupid.
- So good.
- I'm told by Nick Swartzen that he's come up
with a new impression for his act.
Known for his impressions.
What is it again?
- This is Mr. Furley talking to the 20-year-old girl
he just woke up next to.
Or no, he's in the middle of sex with her.
I'm coming in your butt.
Oh, my God.
Well, listen, man.
Hey, your mouth is my toilet.