Name: Crackwh*re
Uploaded: 2022-02-28T16:29:22.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Crackwh*re' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-02-28. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Crackwh*re' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-02-28. Transcript available.

Well, the magazine POV came out this week with a list of the best and worst
jobs to have in the next century.
Their three best were, in this order, multimedia software designer, management
consultant, and interactive advertising executive.
While their worst, for the third year in a row, crack whore.
Finally, a U.S. News and World Report's list of the best and worst jobs for
1996 is out.
Last year's best job, multimedia software consultant, was replaced by a new
best job, bio-industrial engineer.
And in the worst job category, last year's winner, crack whore, has lost its
spot.
The new worst job is assistant crack whore.
Finally, according to the U.S. News and World Report, 1997 career guide, the
best job in the United States for the second year in a row is interactive
business system analyst.
However, last year's worst job, assistant crack whore, has been replaced by a
new worst job, crack whore trainee.
I swear to God, this one will really do well.
This one concerns a fella that won the lottery, and he was a garbage man.
He won the lottery, he won the New York State lottery, and he won like $8
million, and he said he's not going to quit his job.
And you've always heard that, right?
Right, I'm not going to keep my job.
I'm going to keep my job.
And there's only one occupation where the person does not keep his job when he
wins the lottery.
You know what that occupation is?
No.
Crack whore.
That was amazing.
You pulled it out.
I was worried about you for a minute.
I thought you were in deep trouble.
I thought you might get back into a corner, have a lot more pressure on you,
and then not have anything.
I know.
But the pitch came in low and towards the middle, and you put it out of the
park.
No, I didn't.
What are you talking about?
When people hear crack whore, they just start laughing.
I like that.
That's just the reaction people have.
Birds flying and sing a song.
What are you doing now?
I just saw on the TV my hair.
Okay.
All right.
What we're going to do is we're going to take a little commercial break.
Okay, great.
I'm going to get security in here.
And then we're going to come back, and we're going to talk to you some more,
because you're going to have some fluids during the break and stuff.
Fluids?
Yeah, you'll see.
We'll get that Tanya girl to get them for you.
I thought when you said that, I thought you meant fluids out of my ass.
You know, you know, a couple of times, a couple of times in the four years I've
been doing this show, someone has stopped me just before I went to commercial
to try one more joke.
Look, that was the most worthwhile of all this time.
We'll take a break, everybody.
We'll take a break, everybody.