Name: Eget. Like the Bird
Uploaded: 2022-03-02T15:02:51.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Eget. Like the Bird' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-03-02. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Eget. Like the Bird' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-03-02. Transcript available.

Welcome to Norm Macdonald Live, episode number two.
And tonight we have the great Tom Green on the show.
We will be asking him questions, interviewing him.
I will be interviewing him along with my trusty sidekick, Adam Egress.
It's Egress?
Egress.
I had a little guy on my show that I found in the world.
A little person.
A little person.
Should have explained to the folks.
And he was an alcoholic.
Like Adam Egress.
Yeah, we put him up at the Royal...
Okay, we're back with Adam Egress.
It's Eget.
Eget, rather?
Here, pray.
I'm Adam.
Whatever.
Well, that name's a name.
Jesus Christ.
You knew what he meant.
A new study shows dogs can tell when people are doling out fake praise.
So I guess that's the one thing that differentiates my dog from Adam Eget.
Who's Adam Eget?
Oh.
Just a funny name.
Oh, just a funny name?
Okay, all right.
Adam Eget is him.
Oh, I didn't know that's your last name.
His name is Adam Eget.
Eget.
So...
I had no idea you were Adam Eget.
He'd be nice to him.
I forget sometimes.
Okay.
I'm not saying that your trusty sidekick, Adam Eget, is dumb, but on his
contract where it
said sign here, he wrote Capricorn.
To a letterman.
That's so dumb.
What's an octoroon?
Well, I don't know.
It seems to me some...
Eighth of a black guy?
Is that what you're going to say?
No, isn't it an octoroon Andy?
It is an eighth of a black guy.
Who is Andy?
You were just...
Who is Andy?
You just said Andy.
I was thinking of Andy Kindler, my good friend.
All right.
Because you were playing it.
I thought he was here.
No.
It seemed almost like...
Adam.
Well, Andy and Adam.
That's great.
That sounds close.
Adam Sandler and Andy Sandberg.
You're a boy.
Adam.
Yeah.
How could I forget that?
Adam.
We're going to have Adam Eget do a joke.
Oh, good.
And it's Adam, not Andy.
No, I know.
I'm trying.
I'm trying.
You don't hear any more about...
In the camera.
Oh, sorry.
You don't hear any more about Bob Costas' infected eye.
Who is stonewalling this investigation?
Oh, you're thinking about a year I would work on my delivery.
You don't hear any more about Bob Costas' infected eye.
Who is stonewalling this investigation?
He's a consummate amateur.
Neil Patrick Harris posed nude for the cover of Rolling Stone
except for a hat hanging off his wiener.
And this morning, Adam Eget?
Oh, is that your name?
Fucking change it.
And this morning, Adam woke up and said,
Hey, where's my hat?
Neil Patrick Harris' cock.
It's on his dick.
Go get it.
I bet Neil Patrick Harris fucking shoved his cock deep up his asshole.
Huh?
I'm used to say goodbye, nothing new to me.
Baby, I'm trying to survive, and I know that you believe
I'm living a world without the endings.
I'm so tired of pretending.
Adam Egert, who is, by the way, I'll just remind you, he's over here.
That's him.
It's a joke, an Adam Egert joke.
How do you say the name?
Adam Egert.
Egert.
Spelt differently.
Like the bird.
That's Egert.
Do you know what Adam Egert has in common with a guitar player?
Adam Egert has in common with a guitar player?
No, I don't know.
They both love fingering minors.
Now, okay.
Come on now.
Come on now.
Come on now.