Name: "Can I Tell You a Great Story About Norm Macdonald" - Super Dave
Uploaded: 2022-03-21T03:14:32.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video '"Can I Tell You a Great Story About Norm Macdonald" - Super Dave' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-03-21. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video '"Can I Tell You a Great Story About Norm Macdonald" - Super Dave' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-03-21. Transcript available.

Can I tell you a great story about Norm Macdonald?
Go ahead. Norm Kenny?
I don't know how to story.
It's the dog story in Vegas.
Here now is a dog story about Norm in Vegas.
It's the greatest story in the history of the world.
Norm's in Vegas, and they give him a massive suite
because he loses about $11 million a minute.
Yeah, and that World Series of Poker kind of stuff, right?
Well, it was well before that.
The World Series is throwing away your money.
And now for the World Series of throwing away your money,
here's Norm Macdonald.
And he has an associate named.
Can I give her name?
Sure, yeah.
Well, Lori, I'm not going to give her a whole name.
Hello, Joe.
Okay, so we got her whole name, and she's adorable.
And her family's listening.
Right, and she has a dog a little bigger than my tennis shoe.
And so we're going downstairs so Norm can lose some money,
and Lori leaves the dog in the suite.
When we come upstairs, the door is open to the suite,
and it's impossible to get in unless you have a key.
So obviously the dog had opened the door and left,
because he was set up waiting.
And the entire inside of the suite was on the floor.
Wallpaper, lights, pillows, stuffing, everything.
Yeah.
And the dog was downstairs in the jail with people with other guys, with drunk
stuff.
I'm telling you the truth.
I'm telling you the truth.
Norm, is this true so far?
What?
Norm, is this true so far?
It is true.
And then what happened was there was a band of gypsies in the next room.
Don't hear that name in here.
Yeah, usually they're lurking at the outskirts of town, but they must have
gotten this suite
because they pretended to trip down an escalator or something.
And they were going to sue Lori Jo's dog for emotional distress.
The gypsies.
Don't you love having to go downstairs and bail this dog out like you would a
gambler?
Or someone who tried to steal?
The dog was in jail.
Is this your dog?
And they had video of the dog in the jail cell trying to escape.
I've seen the suite.
I mean, I can't even, the wallpaper doesn't come off a wall in Vegas.
He put the wallpaper off and he had watched everything he could watch on
television and left.
What kind of dog is this, Norm?
I don't know.
He was a boxer.
What was that dog?
Wow.
Because you know how boxers know how to throw up their hands, so he was able to
open the door from the inside.
Yeah.
I'm sorry, I'm confused.
Where did the gypsies come in again?
They were living next door.
Oh, okay.
They were trying to sue everybody.
Alright.
Alright, so the gypsies were living next door.
You don't believe this story and it's 100% true.
Well, Norm, I don't believe Super Dave, I believe Norm.
The dog got looted in the hall and traumatized a gypsy child.
But what happened is, a gypsy child opened the door and the dog was walking
down the hall with a couch.
A gypsy child.
Hey, where's my couch going?
Who's got my couch?
That dog is taking my couch.
Oh my god.
You know what was great right before the show went on?
Too much sugar.
He laughed at something that I said, and a thing came out of his nose like a
animal fall.
Oh yeah.
No, don't tell people.
No, I'm not telling him.
I'm just telling him.
And we had to bring in a towel to get it off.
It was a big towel.
It was huge.
I was going to grab it with my hand.
It was like the towel they handed Louis Anderson after that dive.
It was a big towel.
The folks don't need to get it.
I'm not going to say that ever again.
Don't ever say that again.
I mean, it's sticky line.
It really is.
Okay, go ahead.