Name: or So the Germans Would Have Us Believe
Uploaded: 2022-03-21T05:15:55.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'or So the Germans Would Have Us Believe' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-03-21. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'or So the Germans Would Have Us Believe' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-03-21. Transcript available.

Across the Great Plains, harsh weather and hungry boll weevils are the cause of
one of
the worst cotton harvest in years.
Or so the Germans would have us believe.
Last Sunday's National Hockey League game between the Buffalo Sabres and the
Tampa Bay
Lightning was postponed due to record snowfall in Buffalo.
Or so the Germans would have us believe.
This year's lack of snow in Alaska could help generate a surplus of moose next
year because
deep snow makes it harder for moose to search for food, which leaves them more
vulnerable
to wolves.
Or so the Germans would have us believe.
In Fort Pierce, Florida, many Bell South customers will no longer pay long
distance phone rates
for nearby calls, but will instead be charged with a flat rate of 25 cents.
Or so the Germans would have us believe.
In Little Rock, Arkansas, a consumer group is proceeding with a petition drive
to get a proposal
on the November ballot that would exempt food from state sales tax.
Or so the Germans would have us believe.
In St. Louis, archaeologists will use special radar on near-lie landfills in an
effort to find
the 70-foot axle from a Ferris wheel, which was the centerpiece of the 1904
World's Fair.
Or so the Germans would have us believe.
And finally,
Last year, German Shepherds were rated the nation's most effective police dogs
by far, sniffing out
more than $100 million worth of illegal drugs.
Or so the German Shepherds would have us believe.