Name: Norm, I'm Sleeping With Your Wife
Uploaded: 2022-03-30T12:50:29.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Norm, I'm Sleeping With Your Wife' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-03-30. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Norm, I'm Sleeping With Your Wife' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-03-30. Transcript available.

Uh, Norm, I'm sleeping with your wife.
You son of a bitch, motherfucker!
Huh? You sleep with my fucking wife?
You son of a bitch, cocksucker!
You fucking... You're my best fucking friend, Adam!
God damn you! Motherfucker!
I'm fucking killing you!
You sleeping... That's what you were doing on fucking Friday night, weren't you?
Ah, fucking bastard!
You see...
Okay, I apologize. We had some technical difficulties.
Got a little carried away. I gotta apologize.
I feel partially responsible.
What the f... What was that?
You don't even have a wife.
You don't even have a wife.
That's true. I never was the marrying kind.
Okay, we're ready to pull the classic vodka and funnel prank.
Yeah, you swallow that, you fucker.
You drink that down. You don't fucking spit that out.
Yeah, you like it, you fucker.
Drink it.
Fucking swallow that fucking...
What the fuck?
What the fuck is...
*laughs*
Adam Migot!
Yeah?
Would you come in please?
What's up?
How'd it go?
I just wanted to compliment you.
Yes, you have a very nice tie.
And I like your shirt.
Louieville Slugger.
Oh, God.
You see, I care enough to use a brand name.
That's right, Dan D.
Why don't you just say Brand X, you bum?
It's called authenticity.
Oh, you're not worth a big penny, you damn drunkard.
Just gotta do something, though.
What, you have, like, somewhere to be?
No, no, no, I just gotta do something.
Oh, no!
Oh!
Oh, good Christ almighty!
That is a lot of pain!
Oh, God, you're kicking me in the belly!
Why?
Oh, please stop!
Okay, fair enough.
Just don't kick me in the face!
Some fellas are blessed.
Adam Migot, where have you been?
Turns out, I, uh, in a jiffy, the wig came off.
You could've...
By the way, why the hell did it take you so long?
I had to talk to a gala for ten minutes.
You got...
I was at a party with a friend until I noticed you first.
And you returned my gaze, knew how to quench my thirst.
You took me to that room like a dream come true.
The dance you performed was just for me and you.
Kisses on the neck, then you work your way down.
Let yourself go for me all around town, seductively.
Fucking suck that venom.
Yeah, you fucking suck that fucking venom.
Yeah, you want to spit it out?
You got a fucking mouth, Lord.
Ah!
Fucking shoot it out of your face, you fucking cunt!
You fucking whore!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Oh, thanks, dude.
I didn't get any of that in my mouth.
Yeah, no problem, man.
We'll be back with Simon Helbert.
You fucking sit down!