Name: It Was a Nice Meal, Norm
Uploaded: 2022-03-31T15:09:16.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'It Was a Nice Meal, Norm' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-03-31. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'It Was a Nice Meal, Norm' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-03-31. Transcript available.

I was in Montreal at that restaurant.
Yeah, oh.
Cochon, Cochon de whatever, petite, something de Cochon.
Yeah.
You know what I'm talking about?
Yes, I do.
Like, a pig.
Yeah, yeah, the P de Cochon.
Yeah.
Right.
They make their own head cheese.
And I'm like, really?
Why would anyone, I thought that was garbage meat.
But no, they're making it right out of the head.
You can order a whole pig's head there.
You can?
You can eat it for two.
Ugh.
I was in Cambodia once.
I ate a brain.
It was brain.
Really?
Yeah, mine was stupid.
Now, uh.
Zuckerberg says he's only eating his own meat that he kills now.
Have you read that?
With his bare hands.
Yeah.
Zuckerberg?
Your kid's a monster.
He tries to do one thing to alter his modern lifestyle every year.
And this year, he says he's only going to eat meat that he's actually killed.
And I was wondering, what are you adhering to lately?
Vegetarian.
Strict vegetarian.
No.
Have you done that?
Well, I eat chicken.
Let's talk about that.
That's not vegetarian.
I said I'm not strict.
They eat chicken and beef.
Steaks and beef.
Or they eat raw game.
Did you ever eat chicken?
It's not dead yet.
No.
No.
You're over there.
When you eat it, and as you're eating it, their death throes are making you
hungry.
There's nothing.
That's better than a soybean.
Yeah, you're right.
Which sounds better, that or soybean?
Listen, some of the best meals I've had is that Mongolian thing over at Dahmer's
on Wednesday night.
Literally, we ate a Mongolian.
Did I tell you I ate a live fish in real life?
No.
I was at a sushi restaurant, and the guy's like Japanese.
And so I go, I eat just sashimi, like raw fish.
I don't eat with rice or anything like that.
Yeah.
Am I trying to impress him?
So he goes, you eat live fish?
I go, yeah.
Even though I don't.
Never think he's going to call you on it.
Yeah.
Plus, it sounds kind of cool.
And he goes, I get you live fish.
I go, thanks, man.
Like I was an inside guy.
And then he brought out a fish and hit it and knocked it out and put it on a
stick.
It was live.
And that clears out a sushi bar.
A lot of people, the girl I was in was barfing in a bathroom.
And the only people interested was the guy, the Japanese sociopath guy.
And all the Mexican help, they were all looking like I'd eat it.
And so I had to cut it.
And then they leave the fish that's on the skeleton that looks like the one Sylvester
found on a garbage thing.
To go, to move, it's moving like a dead bobblehead.
And you had to put water in its mouth to keep it alive so you could watch it
die as you ate.
It was a nice meal.
It was a nice meal.