Name: Norm Macdonald Getting Mad
Uploaded: 2022-04-09T05:34:29.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Norm Macdonald Getting Mad' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-04-09. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Norm Macdonald Getting Mad' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-04-09. Transcript available.

I'm going to go see Howard Stern and talk to him on the radio.
What's going on, man? Anything new?
Just what I told you. I just fucking told you.
So you're just here to hang out?
No, I just fucking... I told you. Word from...
You have it on tape. Why are you asking me?
So you're here to talk to Howard?
I'm here to... What did I say? I'm here to...
Anything in particular, though?
No.
There was an article about Artie.
Oh, in Rolling Stone.
Oh, that thing.
Oh, you know about this shit?
Yeah.
You've read the Rolling Stone article and you thought you'd tell us?
It's the fucking weirdest fucking thing I've ever read in my life.
Do you think it's a negative article or do you think it's a positive article?
That's the best article he's ever read about it.
The age-old debate about this fucking article?
Well, let me ask you something.
This is the only article... Listen, if you read an article about an entertainer,
I think this is history.
This would not...
I've never read an article about an entertainer
where the entertainer is described as a liar.
You don't see that like they're doing a piece on fucking Elizabeth Taylor.
Right.
Not only does Elizabeth Taylor lie to people...
What? You go, what?
But let me ask you something.
I thought I was reading about a fucking comic.
What?
Norm, let me ask you a question.
There's a school of thought, which I share,
that Artie's book is about his drug.
And then she goes like, there's other shit where she goes like,
ah, he's a fucking guy that's kind of like these two dead guys.
Oh, Andrew Dice played obese, tragic clown.
Like, that's a phrase.
There's no phrase with obese in it.
I've heard tragic clown.
She tries to throw that in as if that's the phrase.
Well, I know Artie...
Obese, tragic clown.
And then I'm like David Sedaris, which is great.
No, all of a sudden she goes,
ah, I guess I'll make him a fruit.
What the fuck is that?
First...
So you didn't like the article?
He doesn't understand it.
What? I didn't like the article?
You didn't like the article?
It's the fucking worst article I've ever read.
This ain't no puff piece.
Listen, let me tell you about...
You know show business?
Yeah.
You got your puff pieces?
Yes.
And then if it's not a puff piece, what is it?
Inevitably.
Hatchet job?
Hatchet job, right.
Fucking hatchet job?
Well, let me ask you something.
Who's this whore?
You're working up Artie into his sweat,
but can I give you the opposite point of view?
He's just funny.
I think he's funny.
Norman.
He's not funny.
I didn't think it's shit, Artie.
Artie is in Rolling Stone, which is exciting.
Yeah, but they come and they go,
hey, man, we like you.
Hey, I know these motherfuckers.
Hey, we like you.
I mean, obviously they're not going to go,
hey, man, we're going to fucking call you an obese clown.
Here, can we take your picture?
Do you ever, did this ever happen to you?
Artie, why do you have a fucking sign saying
no photography fucking equipment allowed in my apartment?
The picture was not good, in your opinion?
No, the picture, I don't know.
Norm.
Norm MacDonald is threatening Seth Simons on the...
What does he say?
So Seth Simons goes, same energy,
and he posted a picture of the Joker and Donald Trump,
which is like...
Shut up.
Oh my God.
You fucking loser.
And fucking Norm MacDonald wrote,
hey, you fucking piece of shit,
it's you that's the Joker.
A failed stand-up that kills someone who got a TV show.
I cannot wait to meet you, and I will.
Damn, dude.
Yeah, that's so sick.
That is awesome.
Norm's just like, fuck you, bitch.
Oh, fuck.