Name: Normisms. I Says to the Guy I Says
Uploaded: 2022-04-23T14:55:57.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Normisms. I Says to the Guy I Says' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-04-23. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Normisms. I Says to the Guy I Says' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-04-23. Transcript available.

I said, I'll get myself a trainer, you know, and so I says to the guy, I says
to him, I says, I says to him, my dad does that when he tells a story, he says,
I says too many times, you know, because I says to the guy, I says to him, I
says, I says, I says to him, I says, so I says to the guy, I says, I don't want,
I never worked out in my life, you know, I've never really exercised, I had
weights, I got them weights once, but they were really very heavy, you know.
I was taking the airplane there, flying on the airplane, and I get on the
airplane, so I got this character beside me, you know, sitting there with me,
and he says to me, he says, he says, he says, I really like you on the show
there, Fred, he calls me Fred.
I fly back, you know, and I get on the plane, so I'm sitting beside this
character, you know, and the guy says to me, he says to me, he says, he says,
hey, I like you on the show there, on the news.
So I went there, and there was a homeless bum outside there, so the guy says to
me, he says, he says, can I have some money? They're all looking for money.
So I don't like to give them money on account of, you know, then I don't have
the money.
And so he says to me, he says, can I get some money off? You know, I don't like
giving the homeless bums money, I'll tell you why.
Because I figure they'll do the crack.
What did he say to you?
He said to me, he says to me, he says.
He comes to me, and he shakes my hand, and he says to me, he goes, he says, he
says, I see you're, I see you're eating a pickle, you know?
You know, so I says to him, I says, John Neal, that's odd there, what's that
pig? What's the story with that pig?
You know, and I says to him, I says, I says, what do you want? I can't serve
you, you know?
He goes, I don't want a drink, he says, you know?
So he says to me, he says, I'm a, I worked out at the university of, uh,
science there.
So I says to the guy, he says, logic, now what the hell is that? I never heard
tell of that.
I says to the guy, he says, oh yeah, you're one of them gays.
So then I says to Mabel, I says, hi kids.
I'll finish this later. Hi dad.
Where's your mother?
Out back.
So anyway, I says to Mabel, I says.
Says to the guy, right? I says to him, I says to him.
He's standing there, right?
No, I says to him.
I says to the guy, get this, get this, wait a second.
I says to the guy, I says to him, I says to him, I says, I says, I says, I says,
I says,
I says to the guy, I says to him, I says to him.
He's standing right there, get this, get this, get this, right?
And then all of a sudden, out of the blue, Lauren says to me, he says to me, he
says, he says
to me he says no. That's a thing I wrote for Farley to do. I said, what if you
did a thing
where it was just a guy who says, he says to me way too often. So Farley would
do it
really funny. He goes, I met this guy and he says to me, he says to me, he
looks me
right there and he says to me, he says to me, he says to me, he says to me, he
says to
me.