Name: Norm Macdonald's Favorite Word
Uploaded: 2022-04-29T13:00:34.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Norm Macdonald's Favorite Word' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-04-29. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Norm Macdonald's Favorite Word' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-04-29. Transcript available.

And since I've gained it, I sweat like a whore in church.
I don't mean to be filthy.
A whore in church?
Yeah, she's nervous, so she sweats.
She's sweating like Chris Dorner in a Big Bear cabin.
Okay, come on.
Well, I'm just...
That's racist.
Good morning, whores.
Listen, Mary, let me talk to the whore.
Is she around?
Who?
The whore.
Yeah, I think her name was Leica or Lisey or something.
It was one of them weird names.
I want to kill Leisha.
Well, she better be careful then.
Hey, hey, hey, wait a minute.
Leisha, that's the whore.
No, you can't kill her.
Listen, Margaret, put on the whore.
No, no, I thought she was a whore.
I could have got my nose bit off by a Saigon whore.
Got some news for you, whore.
I'm packing up and moving out of this dump.
I'm fine.
Brown's like you were a dime a dozen.
I'll see you in hell, baby.
That's still cute?
Mm-hmm.
Did I say baby?
I meant dirty whore.
Hey, Shelly.
Shelly, don't forget that old saying about firemen.
Don't be such a huge whore.
Well, yeah, but you got the idea, right?
That she was a huge whore?
Yes, I got that.
She also said, she said, don't fall for any old whore like your daddy did.
Well, Lori, I mean, you have to admit, you come off a bit of a whore in this
whole thing.
Hey, well, don't forget your huge collection of Mardi Gras beads, whore.
Who do you love?
Kevin.
Kevin, you gold-digging whore!
No, no!
Look, Taylor, I don't think you understand.
You're a huge whore.
Which just goes to show you, Madonna's a whore.
And in the worst job category, last year's winner, crack whore.
Has lost its spot.
The new worst job is assistant crack whore.
There's only one occupation where the person does not keep his job when he wins
the lottery.
You know what that occupation is?
No.
Crack whore!
That was amazing.
You pulled it out.
I was worried about you for a minute.
I thought you were in deep trouble.
I thought you might get backed into a corner, have a lot more pressure on you,
and then not have anything.
I know.
Las Vegas is now home to a 550-foot-tall Ferris wheel.
Also drawing thousands to Las Vegas?
Whores.
That's you.
That's your voice all the way right there.
It's the old, that old McDonald lean-in horse.
No, no, no.