Name: Shoedini
Uploaded: 2022-05-06T15:30:00.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Shoedini' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-05-06. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Shoedini' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-05-06. Transcript available.

I meant to say Shoudini.
Shoudini.
It's no Ford Fairleigh.
Where is it? Shoudini?
Yes.
No, I haven't.
Did we have a copy of that commercial?
God damn, I wish we could.
We're going to get one.
Brent's going to get a copy of Shoudini.
And what was it?
It was a great...
Oh, yeah, it was like a fake infomercial, right?
It was a real infomercial.
I almost thought it was fake.
And it's like...
What was the catchphrase, though?
It's like a shoehorn...
On a stick.
I can't believe that was real.
They would have these old people.
Trying to put their shoes on and off
and falling down.
Dead, you know?
Like, ah!
A look of terror.
And then falling to...
And, you know, you go,
Oh, how many old people die
from putting their shoes on?
And, you know,
some people, if you're cynical,
you might go,
Well, why don't they sit in a chair
when they put their shoes on?
But it's just...
Shoes on is a back-breaking chore.
One wrong step,
you could end up on the floor.
And trying to get them off
can hurt even more.
Well, now,
the Shoe-tini,
the world's first shoehorn
that lets you get your shoes on
and off with ease.
Shoe-tini has a telescoping handle
that gives you the reach you need
so you can slip your shoes on
without bending over.
And unlike regular shoehorns,
Shoe-tini has a patented grip-list
that holds your shoe in place
while you take it off.
Just slide it in and slip them off.
Shoe-tini works with all your shoes.
You can even use them on sneakers.
And just look how easy it is
to put on and take off dress shoes
even when they're laced up.
No more wrinkled clothes
trying to get your shoes on.
No more scuffing and damaging
your shoes trying to get them off.
Shoe-tini is perfect
for anyone with arthritis
or back pain,
especially those with limited mobility.
Plus, the grip clip
lets you pick up your shoes
off the floor without bending over.
So stop bending and struggling
with your shoes every day
and get them on and off
the easy way.
Get Shoe-tini right this second.
Come on, please.
It's not just a shoehorn.
And look at that shoehorn on a stick.
So call now
and get your Shoe-tini
for just $14.99.
You'll also receive
our shoe renewer,
the one-pass clear coat refinisher
that works on any color.
Your shoe's looking fresh and new.
Plus, it's great for restoring handbags too.
A $15 value free.
But call right now
and we'll double the offer.
Just pay shipping.
That's right.
You get two Shoe-tinis
and two shoe renewers
for only $14.99.
Yeah, it was.
Well, it has that hook.
The hot light.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But seriously,
what does something like that pay?
That wasn't bad.
Yeah.
What about the time
when the old product works?
Like can a quarry apple?
Oh, yes!
What, an apple quarry?
I'm the Shoe for the future!
Shoe for the future!
Shoe for the future!
Ha, ha!
What have you brought with you,
Shoe for the future?
Who pray tells this?
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.