Name: Dennis Miller on the Late, Great Norm Macdonald
Uploaded: 2022-05-20T13:38:00.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dennis Miller on the Late, Great Norm Macdonald' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-05-20. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dennis Miller on the Late, Great Norm Macdonald' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-05-20. Transcript available.

and uh and then when i see your stand-up periodically i go out well god rest
his soul
norm but remember you and i norm recently that was the last time i saw norm
that he for sure
yeah i mean now maybe me too because he wouldn't do he wouldn't every during
corona he didn't say
what was going on so he just say i can meet in a week and he goes i go all
right we'll go to this
restaurant outside i go no i mean it's it we you can come to my house there but
we did this gig
me and dennis in oklahoma you guys played that big giant casino in oklahoma
right up an island
south of tri-star yeah i think do we take a plane or something yeah all of us
left so so can you
imagine us three idiots oh yeah you guys took yeah norm you i remember you guys
talking about this
so listen i had a headache dentist my neck was all up as per usual so we're
driving over there and norm
goes do you want anything and he's only clutching like a falcon he's got like
some prescription bottle
i go oh i think i'm right and he goes do you want fentanyl i go fentanyl it's
very norm i go doesn't
isn't that the one he won ods on he goes yeah but you just dose you don't
overdose i go oh that kind
of makes sense was he kidding or was it real that's the that you can't tell
norm was like uh
andy kaufman if he could have written jokes you know it wasn't all unless i
loved andy but it was
theater pieces norm was like that yeah but he had some weirdo with jokes you
know the first time um
i heard about norm was i was doing hbo no i had i had a talk show that was syndicated
oh yeah and
somebody said that uh there was a new kid from canada and they had uh glimpsed
him at the improv and i
said well he said his name's norm mcdonald i think it was eddie feldman told me
this and i said well tell me
what's he like and he said i just remember one joke remember you used to do
that great joke about
i feel sorry for the homeless guy but i really feel sorry for the homeless guy's
dog because you know
the dog's thinking this is the longest walk i mean do we go do we go in
anywhere because
because i could do this on my own i laughed so hard at that joke yeah i'm
trying to be a better person
now you ever try to do that i give a guy some money out there a homeless guy in
the street and uh this
is a kind of odd thing he had a dog with him you ever see this he's a homeless
guy but he's got a dog
that kind of out there guy got no home you know he's got a dog
and the dog's really thrilled with this idea you know
dog's going hey pal i can do this by myself very well here you know
you're the longest walk in the world you got me on here
if he wants a gig if he's new in town so they call norm and you know how they
always say put
together a packet and this made me laugh this is the midwife joke that makes me
laugh eddie says norm
says he won't do packets and that word sounds so it's so funny it sounds grim
like you're a taskmaster
when you say i want a packet of jokes he said but i'll send one joke and you
can make a determination
so he said remember the joke he did about dahmer where he essentially reads the
upi wire copy
of the jeffrey dahmer trial and it's so great i mean it could not be grimmer it's
like uh
hieronymus bosch sort of and he disemboweled the young boy and ate the entry of
it you know all
that stuff and he gets to the end of the joke and dorm says uh in his defense
dahmer said he started it
it's such a normal hire him on the spot hired him on the spot
it's such a normal hire him on the spot
serial killer jeffrey dahmer was attacked and killed by another inmate this
week
just uh before the fight dahmer threatened hey don't mess with me pal i used to
eat guys
like you for breakfast