Name: Norm Macdonald on Curb Your Enthusiasm
Uploaded: 2022-05-24T14:27:13.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Norm Macdonald on Curb Your Enthusiasm' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-05-24. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Norm Macdonald on Curb Your Enthusiasm' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-05-24. Transcript available.

I'm excited. I'm single.
Get out there and get some new ass, you know what I'm saying?
Huh? You don't run that other ass in the ground, right?
I don't want to talk about my wife like that.
You ran that ass in the ground, and you're moving on, right?
Well, I didn't run any -- We had a nice marriage.
No, you ran that ass in the ground.
I don't run people's ass in the ground.
All men do.
It's not a negative thing to run an ass in the ground, that's all.
You ran that shit in the ground, like a rental car.
Great clip.
That super name is Marty Funkhauser on "Curb Your Enthusiasm."
What's happening with "Curb Your Enthusiasm"?
Are they left for a year to do a movie?
Yeah.
That sounds odd.
I know it is odd, but --
Is that going to work?
I don't know.
I hope we come back.
I love that show so much, and people love it.
Oh, it's great.
How about the Palestinian chicken episode?
That was hilarious.
Was that the greatest?
That was the greatest.
When I'm sitting down there with that hubcap yarmulke on,
and she's screaming anti-Semitic shit,
and then he comes down like a lord.
While she's having sex.
Yes, and then he comes down and introduces her to me.
Martin, this is Hush.
This is Martin.
All right.
And then, of course, Larry David went on to do his own show.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Now, Larry David goes on.
He does "Curb Your Enthusiasm."
What do you think of that?
I love it.
It's great.
And how is it different than Seinfeld?
Well, they -- it's a whole -- he created another place.
Mm-hmm.
What sometimes we call the good universe.
He's got the good universe.
Mm-hmm.
You know?
When Larry's show comes on, you're like,
"Yeah, I like this place.
I want to be there."
It's like the mansion in Beverly Hillbillies.
Yeah, but I asked you to lunch, so --
You can't just grab the check if someone has the check, Larry.
That is absurdly rude.
I asked you to lunch.
This is my pleasure.
What are you doing?
That's my pleasure, Larry.
That's my pleasure.
Give me the check, Larry.
Hey!
Come on!
Hey!
Get off!
Get off!
Get off!
Get off!
This is Kelsey.
Oh, my Kelsey.
You just got her six months ago.
Larry, Kelsey, Kelsey.
Yeah.
Now, Larry -- I don't know this, but they say it's improvisational.
Yeah.
So, why not just write it up?
Why just make it up?
Well, that -- when you have Larry on the show,
I think this is a great line of questioning.
And don't you think Larry comes in with some jokes in his head?
Is it all improvised and from Larry's --
Well, I think he knows what the scene's about.
Yeah.
Why it's a funny scene.
Yeah.
And that is 90% of good sitcom writing,
is why are we even doing the scene?
If you can answer that question with a funny sentence,
you're on the right track.
If the answer is, well, so he can meet the mother-in-law
and then find out -- no, that's not funny.
But we learned over the years, if you can answer that question,
why are they in this bowling alley?
Mm-hmm.
What's the reason?
It better be something funny.
Mm-hmm.
And then the jokes will sit on that.
But if it's -- well, it would be -- it'll be funny when -- no.
What is your best joke?
Um -- I mean, the punchline is -- is --
It's all right.
It's all right.
Cunt is in the sink.
It's okay.
That's the joke.
That's all I know.
That's all I got.
You just wrecked.
Four people are sitting on a pork bench.
That's nice.
P.S. your cunt is in the sink.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Okay.
You told your joke.
Let's go.
How good is that?
It surprised me.
That's great.
I had no idea it would be that revolting.
That's great.
I mean, the punchline is -- is --
It's all right.
Cunt is in the sink.
It's okay.
That's the joke.
That's all I know.
That's all I got.
You just wrecked.
Four people are sitting on a pork bench.
That's nice.
P.S. your cunt is in the sink.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Okay.
You told your joke.
Let's go.
How good is that?
It surprised me.
It surprised me.
I had no idea it would be that revolting.