Name: Norm Macdonald on the Baldwins
Uploaded: 2022-05-30T12:00:09.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Norm Macdonald on the Baldwins' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-05-30. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Norm Macdonald on the Baldwins' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-05-30. Transcript available.

You know what we should rap on?
Disco Duck.
No.
A Billy Baldwin story.
Oh, yeah, yeah, that's great.
I think you can hear me.
Yeah, I think you can, too.
That is something.
We also love Billy Baldwin, and I don't know if there's any kind of cool story.
No, we love that story.
Yeah, the story of you when you first want to do the Billy Baldwin impression.
Yeah.
Like, we're really bad at, like, setting it up.
Yeah, it's clear.
People are whispering into...
Tell him to set up the Billy Baldwin.
Before the Michael Jackson time, I went out with a girl, and we were at her
house, and we were watching Sliver.
Oh, yeah.
And she said, you know, something, you kind of look like him.
And so then I just went home and was like, I need to look like Billy Baldwin
because she likes him.
And so I just figured out that his face is just always...
It's just always like...
How does he do that with his face?
Unbelievable.
And he's just...
Everything he does is just always doesn't work.
Jim Carrey can do that with his face.
He's...
Yeah, I mean, that's a...
I haven't seen anybody else be able to do that with their face before.
I can't at all.
Jeff Richards does it a little, but that's unbelievable.
That was unreal.
You're very sweet.
How does it go again?
It's just, you know, it's the Baldwin.
They all go there a little bit at some point.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Every time there's...
Sometimes you'll see a little Alec will go there.
Did you have Alec Baldwin here?
You might see him.
Oh, yeah.
Every season, pretty much.
He's amazing.
I don't know what he's doing now.
He is unreal.
He sends me weird tweets.
But, you know, he's being caricatured on Saturday Night Live, like, quite mercilessly
by Alec Baldwin.
Like, is it funny to you?
Is that funny?
No.
The only reason I don't find it funny, when I was there, Daryl Hammond did
Donald Trump.
And that shows how far back Trump goes, because that was 20 years ago.
But Daryl did him then.
It was a softer Trump, you know.
I think it was a Trump that was a lot closer to his real self.
But the problem is, if you do an impression of someone, you have to like that
person, you know,
because you're playing the person, and people like themselves.
So you can't play someone and have contempt for them at the same time.
You know, it doesn't work as an impression.
So I don't like his impression.
And I have no political affiliation.
I just mean from a comedy level.
He used to come when he was a lot younger, I guess, because it was when I
started, which was 20 years ago.
And he had, he was married to Kim Basinger.
And he'd complain about her, like, you know, she's the most beautiful woman.
He'd go, ah, fucking wife.
She bought a town.
He was mad because she bought a town.
A town?
She bought a whole town?
Oh, my God.
So their credit score went down a little bit.
Ah, gosh, Robert.
I can't tell you how great it is to have you on the program.
You know, the work you've done over the years, just top-notch.
It must make you very happy.
Huh?
A little bit.
A little bit.
A little bit.
I saw Marvin's Room, and I have to say, just a fine piece of work.
Robert.
It's a great cast.
You've got Meryl Streep, Diane Keaton.
Oh, and you know who I particularly enjoyed in the film was Chong.
He was good.
He was very good.
We're filming Taxi Driver.
Marty turns to me.
He says, oh, oh, let me guess.
Probably said this.
Probably, yeah, you enjoy the shrimp?
Yeah, you enjoy the shrimp?
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Hey, hey, you know who I bet really enjoyed the shrimp?
Chong.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Hee, hee, hee.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Oh, ho.
But the coolest thing he did, he walked in, and he threw a whole bunch of
cigarettes.
Like, he had 12 packs of cigarettes.
Oh, wow.
And I thought that was really cool.
He was a very, you know, some of the hosts, as you know, were not very involved
in the writing.
Yeah, no, he was totally, I've, he was.
He could have been a cast member.
He really could have been a cast member, yeah.
Daniel.
Can you name all the Baldwins?
Yeah, I was just trying to show off.
Oh, Daniel Baldwin?
I'm slowly also turning in my chair.
I bet I know your favorite Daniel Baldwin movie.
Yeah.
Is it Tree's Lounge?
That's up there.
I don't know.
Didn't he do Attack of the 50-Foot Woman or something?
I don't know.
The remake with Daryl Hannah?
Oh, I would have guessed Gina Davis.
Or something?
Yeah.
Or she did that?
Attack of the 50-Foot Woman.
All right.