Name: Dave Chappele on Norm Macdonald's Coronavirus Bit
Uploaded: 2022-06-07T04:49:35.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dave Chappele on Norm Macdonald's Coronavirus Bit' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-06-07. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dave Chappele on Norm Macdonald's Coronavirus Bit' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-06-07. Transcript available.

remember the day before the lockdown norm had some set that went viral it was
a cookie jar dunk like it was it was i remember like me and my buddies in ohio
were all like yo
did you see this norm mcdonald said it was on youtube probably still on there
he destroyed
and he even oh right right right at the improv right right when he talked about
the pandemic
and you could tell it was off the rip and it was all that you know all the
anxiety that
the day before the whole world goes into lockdown yeah and he was just want
some
and it was it felt so good again it made me feel like everything's gonna be
fine i wasn't going to
talk about the coronavirus but on the way here i got really ill
but i think it was because i ate a cherry pie like i got a cherry pie from bristol
farms
and i ate it and then the car was going weird and i was like oh and then i
turned we he turned on the
radio jeremy and then all the news was like the guy was like uh well there's
been so far 11 cases 50
200
i don't feel good you know you're like oh this is not good
so my plan is just to not die you know survive long enough
where uh they find a cure you know some people will have to die
but finally they'll find a cure for me
and then i'll thank all it's funny how big pharma is so evil till now
it's like what's the 200 a pill yeah that's good that's fine i'll take give me
all you got
it's funny that we all now know how we're gonna die
it's just a matter of what order at this point
oh i can't touch my face
remember the good old days when washing your hands didn't take three hours
make a b c d just take me now
so the mind never wanders too far from you know like i'll be talking about all
kinds of horse
up here tonight but every moment i'll be thinking of this disease
just to let you know but it comes at a good time this uh where we're all
quarantined because
we know how to live like that right we got our magic phones and computers and
everything
you don't need no people it was the last step between us and happiness anyway
we're people
got the tv and say more interesting people than anybody i know
listen if i can first take and spend my last moments on earth with max keller
so
i'm old anyway you know so if i die won't be as much of a tragedy i'm uh 68
years young i like to say
yeah you get old then you start worrying anyway you know forget the coronavirus
like that's possible
but it was a good idea you made it was a good choice tonight to come
out and sit beside total strangers
at least i might be here i can run you know at least i can flee when i see it