Name: Sorry for Bringing Up Hitler
Uploaded: 2022-07-06T13:00:46.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Sorry for Bringing Up Hitler' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-07-06. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Sorry for Bringing Up Hitler' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-07-06. Transcript available.

God damn, I wish I had a time machine to see that action.
Yeah, no, to take back my question.
I thought you were going to say to murder Hitler.
You know, people always fucking want to murder Hitler with their time machine,
right?
But then I feel if I got back there, I'd be afraid of falling under the spell
of his fucking beautiful eyes.
It's true. Once you get me locked in the gaze.
Yeah, and then I join the fucking party, knowing me.
That's his thing. He gives you his full attention.
You're like, whoa, wait a minute, maybe there's something to this guy.
Norman, before you ask another serious question.
Believe it or not, they're telling us to wrap it up.
I don't exactly know why you got here.
I don't want to. This is fun for everyone.
For the record, I would have killed Hitler, so thanks, gentlemen.
Can I just clarify, if I did go back in time to kill Hitler, I would do it.
Yeah, yeah.
I wouldn't get lost in his eyes and then bam.
Yeah.
Just so I don't get hit from all the defamation leagues.
Yeah, yeah.
He would end it.
Yeah, pro.
Listen, man, I'm sorry about...
We've got to wrap it up.
I'm sorry about bringing out Hitler.
It's over.
You really brought this live show to a new world.
This is the first one, right?
This is your first interview?
Yeah, this is the first time I've ever done an interview with a man.
If you can bring Hitler into all of them, they're going to ask you back for
sure, which is, I know what you want.
You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don't care
for him.
There's nothing.
There's nothing redeeming about the guy.
I tell the guy, I go, how on earth could these Germans, like, follow this lunatic,
you know?
And they're like, oh, he was an incredible public speaker, you know?
Oh, he could hypnotize you with his public speaking.
And then I see him.
He's like, "Stringly, cromically!"
"Stringly!"
"Stringly!"
I go, "What?"
That's not my idea of a silver-tongued devil, you know?
About 30 years pass, and Germany decides again to go to war.
And again, it chooses as its enemy the world.
And this time, they have that guy, "Stringly, cromically!"
That guy.
I'm not even going to dignify him by saying his name, but I think, you know, I'm
done.
I'm not even going to have that guy.
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They're like, whoa, what a silver-tongued devil that feller is.