Name: You Got Any Gum?
Uploaded: 2022-07-11T20:00:13.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'You Got Any Gum?' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-07-11. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'You Got Any Gum?' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-07-11. Transcript available.

all right all right welcome back to the big show let me just get rid of this
doll of steak
so uh paul is working uh working out today you know uh you know what health
club i work
out there don't you paul no which one work out at uh crunch
so this so this waiter comes to our table paul he's one of the real oily guy
you know
those kind of guys real oily he looks right at me because he's like uh hey
enjoying your shrimp
so uh he wanted to know if you enjoyed the shrimp yeah yeah yeah that's right
enjoy your shrimp
finishing the cool down when this big hulking man walks out of the big guy
looks me right
in the eye and he uh he goes about these he goes uh uh you you got any gum
he asked you for some gum yeah that's right he's not on the show
crunch
crunch
first guest here on the program ladies and gentlemen brace yourselves robert de
niro
you two have a good time i'll give you that you know it reminds me of the time
that marty and i were
marty and i will make a taxi driver we'll film a taxi driver marty turns to me
he says oh let me guess
probably said this probably yeah you enjoy the shrimp
yeah yeah enjoy the shrimp
hey hey you know who i bet i really enjoyed the shrimp
chong
hey what about basketball though huh the bulls have already lost two what do
you think i think
i think my appetite for unconventional sex knows no bounds
what do you think you're gonna do you know what do you think you're gonna do
you enjoy the
you enjoy the spice girls paul
i spent the spice girls yeah yeah yeah well they'll be on the show
what you did on uh saturday night live was the uh was the letterman impression
right did you have to clear that in any way or check it out uh
well not legally but no but i mean just as just as a courtesy you know yeah i
told him yeah i
i won't do it if you don't want me to do it yeah yeah because i have like great
respect for him
i didn't want to do it in any way insulting so i just tried to do an exact
impression with no
comment on it you know what i mean and then letterman phoned me and he said he
was okay with
it you know oh good yeah yeah so i felt better about that now when he put you
on the spot like
that you know to do the impression right in front of the man yeah it's gotta be
a little
scary huh yeah it was very scary and because i had just done it on on saturday
night live the week
before and when i came on i was sure i said dave's gonna ask me this question
so everybody that works
at the letterman show they all know dave yeah you know so like i know dave he
won't ask you so i'm
like all right so it turns out they don't know dave you know i is the casual