Name: A Little Drinking, A Little Fighting, A Little Fornicating
Uploaded: 2022-09-20T15:00:00.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'A Little Drinking, A Little Fighting, A Little Fornicating' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-09-20. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'A Little Drinking, A Little Fighting, A Little Fornicating' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-09-20. Transcript available.

and I'll tell you something you have a friend and that man right there Andy
Richter yes I do he's a
good friend of me thank you he's a good friend yeah and when I came to
Hollywood and he was a good
friend to me he was nice to you when you first he was absolutely we had nothing
you know we were
just starting out we were I was working at Artie's deli coffee shop bussing
tables yeah yeah and
stuff like that and he was always there to help me and stuff he was the first
guy I actually met he
was the he had some pilot on the TV and stuff and he's really so sweet to me
you know and he said
he said I want to invite you over to a Hollywood party no I'd never heard I'd
never bad just a farm
boy from Canada sure yeah yeah yeah yeah and big nation up to the north sure
yes yes lovely people
so I said wow here's my you know Andy Richter's gonna show me I'm gonna go to a
Hollywood party
how exciting you know so uh so he said yeah he says it's gonna be a pretty wild
party you know I'm not
used to the wild parties I said what what is a wild party there you know I don't
get out much he says
oh you know he's like a little drinking a little fighting a little fornicating
you know I said wow man
that sounds pretty good I said what time should I show up he goes anytime it's
just the two of us
came over didn't you a little fighting a little fornicating what's he an old
pirate all of a sudden
ah you notice how I didn't say f*** because it's 11:30
hey hey hey hey
No, because it's 11.30.
Is that tonight's show now, buddy boy?
See, that's what I'm trying to point out.
It's 11.30.
Thanks for pointing that out.
That was great of you.
You know I hear my dad's favorite joke?
Yeah.
He says he was from the farm, you know, and he says a guy comes from the city.
A city slicker comes and he buys a farm and the farmer next door comes over to
him and
says, hey now, would you like to come over to my house tonight?
We're going to have a big shindig for you because, you know, we're neighborly
here.
And the city guy says, well, this is something that I really like, you know,
that this is
why I moved to the farm to have things like this, you know.
Guy says it'll be a hell of a big party, you know.
He goes, it'll be, you know, a little drinking, a little fighting, a little
fucking, you know.
And the city guy goes, well, that sounds good.
What time should I be here?
And the farmer goes, anytime you like, just the two of us.
So they would drink, then get in a fight.
And fuck.
It's your dad's favorite joke.
That was my dad's favorite joke.
He said, welcome to the neighborhood.
I know it's not exactly a neighborhood.
I live 40 miles from here.
But if you're interested, tomorrow night, I'm throwing a welcome to the
neighborhood bash.
There's going to be a lot of barbecue, some drinking, some dancing, and some
wild sex.
Would you like to come?
And Morty said, sure, but what should I wear?
The cowboy said, it doesn't make any difference.
It's just going to be the two of us.
Thank you.