Name: Bobby Lee on Joe Rogan and Being Enemy of the Death Squad
Uploaded: 2022-09-30T16:19:20.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bobby Lee on Joe Rogan and Being Enemy of the Death Squad' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-09-30. Transcript available.

Part of the death squad?
Okay.
But they, I have had problems with them.
Yeah.
They tried to derail me years ago.
Because I was in cahoots with Mencia, they thought.
Okay.
Oh, right.
So when the whole Carlos Mencia, Joe Rogan thing happened, they had me on tape,
right?
Like, I didn't know that Joe Rogan was, I love Joe, he's a friend of mine.
Joe, if you're listening, we're good, right?
But the thing is, is that I didn't know that he was taping me.
So I said, yeah, Mencia steals.
Doing Bobby Lee.
Bobby Lee's his friend.
I don't know who that is, though.
I don't know who that is.
That's Ned Holden.
Oh, Ned, I know Ned.
Ned Holden.
Yeah, he's really good.
That's all that stuff.
How does he do that?
That's all that stuff, you know what I mean?
Yeah, Ned.
Do a couple minutes to get some material.
Well, I'll just do some of my material and then it'll, it'll be the same.
So, I'll just talk about myself.
What has he ever stolen from you?
I used to, I used to have this bit about how, like, I was so small that my dad,
my dad would have to get on my shoulder.
Shoulders to get on a ride at Disneyland, right?
They keep it a bit, literally, but this is, I can't do it.
But is this, where does this go?
Who cares?
What the fuck?
It's reality.
Anyway, it's good to see you.
Don't be a fucking person.
This is the reason why comedians get away with stealing.
Because comedians like you are afraid of confrontation.
And then I also said that I sucked my cousin's dick.
Yeah.
Can I say that?
That's a sharp left.
Yeah, which I didn't, I didn't know there was a camera on.
Oh, okay.
Right?
Yeah.
And I'm not gay, but in high school I sucked my cousin's dick.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, sure.
And then also on top of that, I said that Vietnamese people were jungle Asians,
which I had to apologize
to the Vietnamese people.
And I apologize.
That's what I said back then.
Do you mean he put this up on the internet or something?
Then he put it on the internet, death squad, dude, right?
Yeah, what did I say?
So he had to publicly make an apology to the Vietnamese community because he
called you
guys, and he calls Filipinos this too.
He calls us all jungle gooks or jungle Asians.
Jungle, not gooks, jungle Asians.
By saying jungle gooks, you make it worse?
He said jungle Asians.
But how do you justify that?
Well, because you guys live in the fucking jungle.
What do you mean?
How do I justify it?
We don't live in the jungle.
All right, so if I go to Vietnam, is there a jungle there?
There is a jungle there.
A jungle in plenty of other countries.
There's not a jungle in Korea.
What?
I'm sure you guys have rainforests.
No, we don't.
At all.
It's trees.
It looks like Denver.
We're trying to say Korea is Denver.
Yeah.
And all of a sudden now, right, my aunt, you know, my cousin's mom calls me.
He didn't suck your dick.
No, you sucked his dick.
Yeah, no, we sucked each other's dick.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And vice versa, right?
When you're single trying to attract a partner, it's important to project the
qualities you
desire, which I understand.
But boy, oh boy, have I had to suck a lot of dick lately.
That's sort of like a Bobby Lee joke.
It was a lot of fucking Bobby.
All right.
What about this one?
This is for you.
I didn't, you know what I mean?
And then my mom, that's what my mom's sister, they didn't talk, and then she
died.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Fucking Christ.
She died, right?
Oh, sorry.
See, so the last thing that, you know what I mean, I heard from my aunt is you
didn't suck
each other's dick.
And then a couple years later, my mom, they stopped talking, and then she died.
Oh, that's fucked up.
Famous last words.
Yeah.
I love Death Squad.
Yeah.
How many views did it get?
Of millions.
Oh, see.
But then, over the years, though, I made my way back into the group, and now we're
all
good.
So you opened for Mencia, which made you the enemy of the Death Squad.
Yeah.
Because, you know, the age.
It's like a Bruce Lee movie.
Yeah, it's just like it.
So the Death Squad.
I don't know what Bruce Lee movie.
Are they comedians?
Don't you think Death Squad makes more sense in a Bruce Lee movie than a comedy
club?
Yeah, that is true.
That is true.
I went to a comedy club, and then the next week, the Death Squad.
It's just odd.
I don't know.
And they acted like it was a normal thing, and I said, you know, I was here
next week.
I said, oh, the Death Squad.
I mean, when was the last time you did Rogan?
Oh.
What?
12 years ago.
Wow.
For real?
Yeah.
It's because you are a big vaxxer, right?
And you just said, I hate him now?
No, I want to do it.
It's just, I don't know how.
I bet Shaab could get you in.
All right.
It's a good one.
You know, Bobby's new movie.
About a boy.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
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