Name: Norm Macdonald Roasting a Supermodel on Conan
Uploaded: 2022-10-02T14:23:57.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Norm Macdonald Roasting a Supermodel on Conan' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-10-02. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Norm Macdonald Roasting a Supermodel on Conan' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-10-02. Transcript available.

Have a seat there, Rashamba.
You look beautiful. You look fantastic.
Does that hurt what you're wearing right now?
Is it a pain?
It hurts me.
It hurts me.
What about gifts? Are gifts a good idea?
Gifts are good. Gifts are really, really nice.
But I don't like... I dated a guy once.
Well, we dated and we broke up.
And to get back together, he gave me like this little G-string outfit.
You know, like this little...
And I was like, wait a minute.
That's for you. That's not for me.
So stuff like that is not good.
Another guy gave me a keychain.
I was going to bring it out, but I couldn't get it off of my keys.
So I left in the backstage, but he gave me a keychain.
Why do you bring out the G-string?
I love that my dirty uncle's here for this tonight.
I'll tell you what you got to do.
You got to bring out that G-string.
You're writing a book.
Yes.
How to be a model.
Yes.
The complete idiot's guide to getting into modeling.
So like rule number one, be incredibly beautiful.
I mean, what are the things that you can do?
I have rule number two.
Don't be a midget.
Stop it.
Okay, okay, okay.
All right, all right.
No, I like guys who appeal to like the...
Wait a minute.
Why are you looking at yourself while she's here?
Because I'm deathly pale.
Anything.
Look, see?
That was good.
I look like Nosferatu.
I love that you're sitting next to Roshamba, who's wearing that, and you're
going, oh.
I just have one question.
What is this fascination that guys have with prostitutes?
That's all I want to know.
I love G, let's think about that.
I'll tell you what the fascination is.
Go, Noah, go.
Instead of going out and spending money on a keychain and a G-string, you spend
money on sex.
Okay, I'm sorry, I forgot that.
Anyway.
You know, it's so much more informative with you here.
You're getting all this stuff that I wouldn't have the nerve to get.
Got children models, elegance models, and we cover all that.
And then we cover trends.
You would be a trend.
Right.
Yeah.
Okay.
Because you're different.
But in a good way.
I'm kidding.
I was all happy with the segment and everything, and now I'm all depressed.
No, wait.
No, because...
Norm, bring on midgets one last time.
No, because I'm...
Little people.