Name: The Simpsons, Owl Pellets and Jeffrey Dahmer
Uploaded: 2022-10-03T20:34:33.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Simpsons, Owl Pellets and Jeffrey Dahmer' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-10-03. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Simpsons, Owl Pellets and Jeffrey Dahmer' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-10-03. Transcript available.

Some women who are tall get a little self-conscious around guys they feel like
who are smaller they they have to crouch and slouch to make them feel
more comfortable is that I think that my like natural posture is something
closer to a mr.
Burns and that I have to fight you're you're like the Simpsons you're like
these
yeah I've seen like candid photos of me right just the beautiful line of his
back
so I have to really this fellow wrote many of them Simpsons I know I'm yeah
sort of in love oh what's that well no I just my like prerequisite for any
relationship is that the person that I date has to love the Simpsons as much as
I do I just don't think I could ever really love someone if they didn't like
truly love the Simpsons yes you guys should get married and go on a honeymoon
- - I don't even know anymore that's a hologram Norm Macdonald
I'm just saying get the tin cans in the back of that Buick and off you go
- - Are you an old gold prospector now?
- - You know we're gonna make this happen so I told that you like to make
unusual craft projects and I and I heard about this and I thought I've got to
ask you about it because it you know and and you shouldn't judge a book by its
cover but it seems so unusual I see you you're such a beautiful woman and I
heard about this craft project it seemed a little unusual
- I was living in Texas for a little while and I started collecting owl pellets
and for anyone who doesn't know when an owl eats a field mouse or a rodent it
eats it digests all of the edible parts and then regurgitates a pellet which is
like all the bones all the undigestible matter and I collect those and harvest
the bones and then make magical creatures out of them
- - Well that's fine with me about that owl I don't give a hoot
- I don't think you should be on a talk show you should be writing liquor store
greeting cards
- I found some roadkill on the side of the road one day and was looking up how
to dissolve the meat in the way that would be like least odious to my landlord
and neighbors and I discovered that that was also one of the early indicators
of Jeffrey Dahmer's psychology
Jeffrey Dahmer's psychopathy so it is a serial killer
- Yeah I was going to - I love that she rents
- I know
- You're doing this in a rental
- Yeah
- Hey let me ask you this did you ever toss a prostitute off a bridge?
- I was just saying I heard that was a sign of being a serial killer
- Okay you're the worst guy I've ever met and I mean that in a nice way
- What about do you believe that Jeffrey Dahmer should have been broomstick
raped to death?
- Oh my god Norm well he was killed
- Well that's how he died
- That's how he died?
- Yeah
- Oh I didn't know it was like that way
- No no no I mean the the the in prison the country didn't do it
- No no no
- No I didn't know he died like that I thought
- I have no problem with that
- Cut his head off or something
- Oh yeah why not you have no problem with that?
- No
- Yeah he's trying to be a tough guy Mr. Tough Guy
- You wouldn't want to get like a guy like Jeffrey Dahmer or something like
that
I mean you don't know anybody who might eat you at lunch time you know but
that was his name right? Jeffrey Dahmer?
- Yeah absolutely
- Okay
- Yeah got killed by a broomstick
- Broomstick raped to death
- Really?
- They say it's one of the worst ways to go
- Yeah exactly
- On the list of the thousand ways
- They say drowning is very peaceful
Peaceful.
Broomstick.
Not good.