Name: David Spade Was Not Impressed with the Jokes
Uploaded: 2022-11-22T15:36:50.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'David Spade Was Not Impressed with the Jokes' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-11-22. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'David Spade Was Not Impressed with the Jokes' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-11-22. Transcript available.

Do you want to do some jokes, David?
Fuck, something else.
Here's a very, what do you call it,
when a joke is just ripped from today's headlines.
We'll just explain it on the joke section.
Topical.
After being drafted in the seventh round by the Rams,
Michael, Sam kissed his boyfriend.
The celebration didn't end there because on ESPN2
there was a full insertion.
This is a joke.
Let's go.
A Westchester parking enforcement officer
stole $89,000 in quarters.
How much laundry does this guy need to do?
No, this is a good performing joke.
The man behind the voice of Tony the Tiger,
sadly, the man behind the voice of Tony the Tiger
died at 64.
His last words,
I don't feel great.
I gave it something.
I used to have to go home when you did updates.
We are living in a golden age.
I go, can we just tell people we went in the behind?
We don't have to really do it.
The behind.
I'm trying to clean up your fucking show.
We are living in a golden age of Adam masturbating
to interracial granny porn.
I told you that one in confidence.
Stop a pit bull attacking her daughter.
A Texas man bit the dog.
Well, that's an interesting story.
A man bites a dog.
Man bites the dog.
It's not what I would call news.
Man bites dog?
Yeah.
Used to be dog bites man.
Yeah.
Is that the joke?
Yeah.
I don't get this.
I don't get it.
Do you write these for real?
These come from the fucking YouTube subscribers or whatever.
Oh, you know the search for the Malaysian Airlines?
Did you hear about the latest?
I heard it was missing.
Yeah, well, did you hear about the latest?
No.
Here, it's on this car.
Oh, okay.
The search continues.
In related news, a plane was spotted by some caveman in the year 365 B.C.
I don't totally get it.
This is the final joke in my hand.
Thank God.
Are we getting a wrap-up?
I may not have book smarts, but you know what I have?
Supermarket flyer smarts.
You know where I got them?
From reading a lot of supermarket flyers.
That can't be one of the jokes, is it?
Jesus.
Dude.
Did you ever think?
I smell a mass firing.
Is this going to go down as a test show?
No.
You better fucking air it.
Listen.
Did you ever think that I wanted to...
Yes.
Jesus Christ.
Test show.
Test show.
Final joke.
It's growing on me.
From David Spade.
A man in Chipota.
A man in Chipota.
Did you help me, like, with that one?
A man in Chipota allowed a hyena
to eat his penis
after being told by a witch doctor
it would help him become rich.
Is it me or does it sound like that hyena
and witch doctor were in cahoots?
I'm glad you saved that for that.