Name: You Don't Have to Curse
Uploaded: 2022-12-02T06:28:34.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'You Don't Have to Curse' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-12-02. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'You Don't Have to Curse' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-12-02. Transcript available.

it was fantastic all the way through but i just i just thought that's yeoman's
work well look i i
went in and i and i took what i thought were the best follow-up question what's
a yeoman not a clue
russell brand will know i'll bet you're goddamn right he will okay no need to
curse all right
apologies uh please listen what i'm saying is is i truly know taking the lord's
name in vain is one
of the commandments that will get you raped by the devil for all of time agree
to disagree if
they put my name in a publication like entertainment weekly i don't think you
need to worry about
gaining weight they'll put you in something my doctor's getting very rude the
last time i went
to him he said open your mouth and say oink i think we've come to the fact you
need you need to find
a new doctor i do i need to find a new this guy sounds like a real ass new
internist why do you
continue to swear just because you can doesn't mean you should charlie fleischer
started out with
charlie fleischer yeah yes charles he he doesn't come by much anymore charles
fleischer used to always
close the improv he'd always close yeah and he'd do an hour i'm not sure i
think that guy's out of his
goddamn mind am i allowed to say i don't even know if he comes back it could be
awkward but what happened
he's just out of his mind he seemed like a good guy
a confidence man uh sold him an apartment rented him an apartment a confident
only last man man
yeah like a paper moon you know like that kind of a guy yeah i got paper mooned
he got paper
i think it was by one of the guys that used to give you in your karate class
this big
fucking russian guy oh it was all right it was a russian russian at all we've
torn down the wall
in a long time my family comes from russia they're russian jews oh russian had
jews is more like it
i i i am a fan of the view because sherry shepherd is a good friend of mine
sure and i've been on the
view a lot which is weird yeah yeah because i'm on the view daphne aguilera was
on the view oh really
did daphne aguilera he didn't rub your cock on my okay come on this is what we're
trying to get away
sorry he came over and she said it's so lonely here you know uh there's been no
men and uh
she caressed his arm and one thing became the inevitable
they had sex yeah so we don't have to be coarse about it but yes
there's another sister that lives there a leper
so he fucked a leper let's not be coarse good god man that's it's not how you
tell a joke
that's supposed to that's supposed to happen through your mind that's supposed
to
but yes you do like a leper i don't like this when they make those dirty drinks
dirty sanchez
dirty sanchez that's what you what dirty drinks no they say like uh like the
pink
pussy you don't have to be dirty the guy
don't realize there's a tv camera aimed at you guys this is like your little
brother
uh
oh it definitely was a precursor that's a good word because that's in breaking
bad
but also weeds was like kind of uh the broke down the door for breaking broke
down the door for
breaking bad he says
and he's the post cursor
i got nothing he's just the cursor i'm just cursed damn no your your words you
use pussy