Name: The Reason Why Norm Macdonald Stopped Doing the Frank Stallone Jokes
Uploaded: 2022-12-13T13:18:30.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Reason Why Norm Macdonald Stopped Doing the Frank Stallone Jokes' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-12-13. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Reason Why Norm Macdonald Stopped Doing the Frank Stallone Jokes' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-12-13. Transcript available.

According to the EPA, it will cost an estimated $295 million to clean up toxic
waste at the former Lockheed Martin military aircraft plant in California.
The cause of the toxic waste? You guessed it, Frank Stallone.
In Princess Anne, Maryland, state health officials have discovered what caused
the mysterious death of 200,000 fish at a Somerset County fish farm.
The culprit? You guessed it, Frank Stallone.
In economic news, unemployment figures rose slightly for the month of October
with declines in the Dow Jones and NASDAQ.
The reason for the sudden downturn? You guessed it, Frank Stallone.
Entertainment Weekly's list of the 101 most powerful people in show business is
out.
At number one, Fox CEO Robert Murdoch.
And at number two, you guessed it, Frank Stallone.
And finally, the number one selling doll this Christmas is Tickle Me Elmo.
And the least popular selling doll? You guessed it, Tickle Me Frank Stallone.
And the British Sunday Times is reporting that Belgian doctors have
accidentally cloned a human being.
The human being? You guessed it, Frank Stallone.
Recent photos sent from the Galileo space probe orbiting Jupiter's moon Europa
suggests that it meets the conditions necessary to support a primitive life
form.
Just what kind of life form?
You guessed it, Frank Stallone.
And finally, the votes are in.
And Entertainment Weekly has chosen its funniest man alive.
And who is the funniest man alive?
You guessed it, Frank Stallone.
Congratulations, Frank Stallone.
New songs on the radio soundin' fake.
Friends and chalices for better anyway-ey-ey-ey.
Anyway-ey-ey-ey.
Am I just being sick?
On Weekend Update, when you anchored, Frank Stallone was often a punchline.
Did he know it was coming?
Or did you ever talk to him after?
I don't know.
But I talked to his brother, Sylvester Stallone, who hosted the show.
And he was like, what the fuck with Frank?
So I said, you know, it's a complete non sequitur.
It's ridiculous, you know?
And so he told me, you know, he says,
the thing with Frank is, you know, after Rocky, he decided to become a boxer.
So, you know, he'd go in the ring with, they'd say, like, the Italian Stallion's
brother.
He goes, every boxer in Philadelphia, you just beat the shit out of him.
He goes, he's never been right since, and I feel guilty about it.
He says, if you could just lay off him for a while.
And I was like, no, I'll say I never did another job.