Name: Shane Gillis is the Norm Macdonald of this Generation?
Uploaded: 2023-01-30T16:15:18.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Shane Gillis is the Norm Macdonald of this Generation?' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-01-30. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Shane Gillis is the Norm Macdonald of this Generation?' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-01-30. Transcript available.

i knew that was coming here's snl right away yes it's me i was fired from snl
actually not for the reason you heard it's because i'm terrible at improv
and uh this is this is gonna be bad
they didn't care this press release you get your ass fired is that true no you
didn't get fired
yeah they fired no they didn't fire you no i'm serious i i talked to a guy that
said i'm fired
then it occurred to me i haven't gotten funnier the show has gotten really bad
so yeah i'm funny compared to you know well you'll see later
okay so let's recap the bad news is i'm still not funny
the good news is the show blows hey
i don't have much
because this is gay
do you like do you like the new country you like the old no the new is gay
down syndrome all right i'll do that that was not my suggestion i will say this
i like it
i'm pro it i have family members that have it it's fun that is weird because
everybody's always like oh it's
such a bad it's the best thing you could be they're happy they have the best
life i i love
my best friend had down syndrome you know i love people with down syndrome i
wish i had down
syndrome and i'll tell you why because they're happy you know what i mean they're
happy what's wrong with that
man i wish i was happy you know dude autist autistic kids they're like cats
a little skittish you're not sure if they like you at all down syndrome or dogs
they're the dogs dude you get home you get home from somewhere they're like
where the
have you been dude i got so much to show you this is gonna be the best day
tell us ask a down syndrome kid do you want to go for a walk like yeah yeah
yeah like throw them all
throw them all
happiness the thing we strive the most people pity these people that have it
you know like they'll look
over a group of people with down syndrome and go oh man look uh breaks my heart
when i see them
the saddest part of all there's no cure they'll probably die happy
belly button rings i feel like those go girls still yeah they do the girls are
you guys still
getting belly button rings i don't know i haven't a whore lately
i'd like to thank ari and his people for this beautiful weather
thank you
ari is edgy and shocking which is a really cool thing for a 50 year old guy to
be
isn't it cool
ari's yoga videos suck and are gay
kim hasn't made it yet but she's knocking on the door yeah she's not gonna
out on the door and saying housekeeping
kim is getting fat
natalie cuomo is so unfunny lewis booked kim
tony uh tony looks like matthew mcconaughey's skeleton
i don't have a joke for this but something about tony being young sheldon
you say bazinga every time he makes one of his gay jokes
tony also i believe had a corvette with a license plate that said i roast
i can't believe people are calling this guy gay dude that's cool
that's so cool i roast
tony's father was a mafioso and his mother was the horse head he woke up next
to
tony who's like tony is clearly gay and malnourished jay
hey jay you dress like a metal head
you look like a member of van halen yeah the van
joe list is here aka 20 of tuesdays with stories
what do joe's wife's calendar and her vagina have in common both only have
spots on them because of joe
he has herpes
this isn't all right sorry joe these aren't good bobby used to be a hot jock
now he looks more like a fish that lives at the bottom of the sea
as bobby gets fatter he gets less successful take note kim
so
to catch a predator i used to kind of cheer a little for the predators
and i'll tell you why i didn't want them to get laid
i mean if if it's a football game they they are the away team
they're going into hostile territory but they also like
that show if you watch that show it's not look i think pedophiles are bad
let me lead with that he's running for office next year by the way let me just
say this but if you
watch that show again now they're just trapping like very like mentally handicapped
guys and indians
that's all they're getting they're getting me and akash
every day me and akash show up
and that's all they got they tricked them and then the indian
the best are like dudes directly from india where they were just like
they're like uh sit down do you know this girl's 15 and they're like yes
and they're like uh you understand you're going to do it's like why why am i in
trouble
this is going to be the best day
because i that's that's their culture and i respect other cultures