Name: Norm Macdonald Roasting Rich White Guys Before It's Cool
Uploaded: 2023-02-14T18:12:46.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Norm Macdonald Roasting Rich White Guys Before It's Cool' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-02-14. Transcript available.

After numerous requests, the National Institute of Health has finally granted
funds to the University of New Mexico
in order to test mice for the deadly Hantavirus.
Although I'm sure the government would have acted a lot sooner if instead of
mice, the Hantavirus was killing off rich white guys.
And in Brunswick, Maine, an outbreak of the deadly canine parvo virus has led
to the local Humane Society killing many of its dogs.
Gee, I wonder if the Humane Society would kill off victims of canine parvo if
instead of dogs, they were rich old white guys.
Wildlife officials in Maryland say that increased hunting will be necessary to
control the state's black bear population.
Gee, I wonder if hunting would be the answer if instead of overpopulation of
black bears, there were an overpopulation of rich old white men.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This is cool.
So the news, we're going to talk about the news.
We have business news.
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg is facing a $1 billion tax bill this year.
He pays a billion dollars in taxes?
In tax.
That's a lot of money.
Good problem to have, right, Tom?
Yeah, that's not bad.
God damn.
Absolutely.
A billion dollars.
A billion dollars?
That's more than my dad made in his lifetime.
Yeah.
Unbelievable, this guy's carping about that.
How old is this guy?
I don't know.
I think he's in his mid-20s, maybe?
I have to look it up.
And most of these, I think, I feel these rich kids are unknown.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Like, he's known because of that movie.
Yeah.
But I think most of them, I think that these super billionaire guys keep
themselves unknown
so we don't find out and go to their house.
Oh, yeah.
He's probably not the real, you know, he's just sort of like the, you know,
there's much bigger
billionaires.
You think there's bigger guys?
Oh, I think there's, yeah, they're living on an island somewhere.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They're just running everything.
Because when you hear about it, how much money the richest guys have, nobody, I
mean, I know
Sandler, he doesn't have nearly that much money, you know what I mean?
And he's the richest guy, and he's super rich.
If you're, if you're, if you had, you know, you probably don't want to make a
big show.
No.
Yeah, they probably have the cure for cancer.
They're probably selling all the, you know, all the drugs that we're all taking,
all the
drugs, and they're selling all that stuff.
Yeah, yeah.
They got all the cures.
They're living on an island.
Oh, yeah.
Because some of them are-
Well, those are the mother that fucking introduced crack into my neighborhood
last month.
Do you have a crack problem?
Well, now I do, because those fuckers, those fuckers, those fuckers, those fuckers,
fuckers introduced crack into the neighborhood.
Really?
And what they don't tell you about crack is, god damn, it's good.
Yeah.
Yeah.