Name: Norm Macdonald Loved the Boos From the Audience
Uploaded: 2023-02-28T16:24:07.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Norm Macdonald Loved the Boos From the Audience' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-02-28. Transcript available.

that madonna's baby thing oh yeah yeah yeah oh you know it's uh uh i really
have to give it to that
guy that's the father you know carlos uh leon carlos leon carlos leon i forget
which one because uh
you got to have a lot of guts that means he had sex with madonna without a condom
that's great
michael jackson yeah he said i heard a quote where he said he he said i don't
care
if uh my child is a boy or a girl as long as it's a boy
he's gonna name it he said he doesn't know what he's gonna name he said he said
he thinks if it's
a girl he's gonna name it uh sharon really yeah and if it's a boy he's going to
have sex with it
oj simpson's new fitness video was released this week and hitting the shelves
next week simpson's
newest video dorf on stocking
crowd is torn
lisa minnelli has gotten word she'll have to have a hip replacement operation
this marks the first time in 15 years that the name lisa minnelli and the word
hip have been used in the
same sentence
well let's get to oj oj simpson's lawyers say they don't want the families of nicole
brown and ronald
goldman in the courtroom during the trial they're afraid the presence of the
family members will just
remind oj of how much more killing he still has to do
and finally the oscar nominations were announced this week and tom hanks and jody
foster are in a
heated competition in the academy's controversial new category best retard
to illustrate the point that their client is running out of money to defend
himself oj simpson's
lawyer said this week that if he had to do it over again after killing his
victims oj would now rob them
as well
that one you find troubling we went
new medical research shows that men and women have different food cravings
men preferring meat and women preferring sweets scientists trace this back to
caveman days when
men had to go out and hunt for food while women sat on their fat asses eating
chocolates
this was colin ferguson's first week in prison ferguson has reportedly
dismissed his cell mate
and from now on he will be acting as his own bitch
and finally due to a change in policy amtrak employees will no longer be able
to kick homeless
people out of penn station based on the way they look from now on
they will have to go solely on urine stench
is our top story tonight this week in the oj simpson trial after grisly photos
of the
murdered nicole brown simpson were shown in court oj turned his head away and
wept
it was at that moment that he realized he would never be able to kill her again
actor charlie sheen is reportedly engaged to model donna peel friends of sheen
say they knew sheen
was serious when he took donna home to meet the hookers
meanwhile washington dc mayor marion barry attended the march and called it
a beautiful display of unity and solidarity among african americans his only
complaint the complete
absence of crack
in publishing news magic johnson has received a five million dollar advance
from random house
for his new book entitled what you can do to avoid aids chapter one don't have
sex with me
officials at the philadelphia zoo report they have actually been able to
preserve sperm from an endangered
one horned rhinoceros the sperm will remain frozen at the zoo until michael
jackson comes by with a check
and picks it up
47 year old adrianne brown wife of soul legend james brown died suddenly last
week most shocking of all
she was not killed by james brown
finally some good news according to her doctor legendary actress katherine hepburn
is recovering
nicely from her recent illness and they have even upgraded her condition to
decrepit
that's a nice that's nice what you don't like her you don't like katherine hepburn
for god's sakes
as baltimore and cleveland met this week in divisional playoff action the big
story in baseball
continues to be oriole second baseman roberto alomar under a dark cloud yes we
none of us like him under
according to a new entertainment weekly poll 72 percent of their readers say
they would not be offended
if a tv show lead character were gay though that figure shrinks to one percent
when these same readers
are reminded that being gay can involve anal sex
this weekend veteran news anchorman david brinkley apologized to bill clinton
for an election night
commentary in which he called the president quote boring and uncreative
admitted brinkley there was
certainly nothing uncreative about the way you moved vince foster's body
president's a murderer you didn't know that
oj simpson was in a different courtroom this week attempting to regain custody
of his two children
in order to prove to the court how much he loves his kids oj pointed out quote
hey they're still alive
aren't they
according to oj simpson niece terry baker when oj's mother eunice simpson first
heard about the slaying
of nicole brown she exclaimed he did it reached for comment oj said my mom was
just guessing i hadn't even
told her yet
boom you know yesterday the house budget committee approved in that line of the
deal between president
clinton and congressional leaders to balance the budget but both sides caution
it is not set in
stone in order to become official of course it must still be approved by this
chinese guy here
he's got a boo what the hell
safer drivers men or women well according to a new survey 55 of adults feel
that women are most
responsible for minor fender benders while 78 blame men for most fatal crashes
please note that the
percentage of these pie graphs do not add up to 100 because the math was done
by a woman
for those of you hissing at that joke it should be noted that that joke was
written by a woman so
now you don't know what the hell to do
no i'm just kidding we don't hire women
i haven't gotten funnier the show has gotten really bad
so yeah i'm funny compared to you know well you'll see later