Name: Norm Macdonald on Chris Rock
Uploaded: 2023-03-14T17:05:55.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Norm Macdonald on Chris Rock' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-03-14. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Norm Macdonald on Chris Rock' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-03-14. Transcript available.

You know when I was asked to host the Canadian Screen Awards, I called my good
friend Chris Rock and I said to him, I've got some great news Chris, I'm going
to Canada and he said, I've got some great news too, I'm hosting the Oscars,
what are you doing in Canada?
And I said, you know, I'm visiting some family, friends, the usual.
Chris is very presentational, you know, and Chris talks about racial things.
One person does something, they get cancelled. Somebody else does the exact
same thing, nothing. You know what I'm talking about.
You know, like the kind of people that play Michael Jackson songs, but won't
play R. Kelly.
Same crime, one of them just got better songs.
See, there was a number of artists and people who, so for instance, Gary Glitter
was caught doing inappropriate things.
And his music career, you know, correctly, rightly sort of ended almost
overnight.
Did he have, it didn't have been T-Rex who had committed those crimes, I still
think.
No, because I have a theory, it's to do with the quality of the music.
See, with Jacko, we didn't wipe Jacko out from history because we didn't want
to go to weddings and not have Billie Jean.
Exactly.
So if the music was better in the case of Glitter, I think we'd have all, I
mean, it felt like the entire world sort of turned their back on the Jacko
accusations, right?
And just said, well, anything.
He didn't start doing this pre-dangerous.
So we can listen to everything.
I know that in this day, nobody's gonna change, you won't ever leave.
On my mind again, I'm still not tired of it, can't make you want me.
And I might act okay, say things will stay the same, say it my whole life.
That's right, Robert Kardashian helped to free O.J. Simpson, a black football
playing murderer.
Woo! O.J. Simpson killed two white people and got away with it.
That's another kind of black excellence.
During a recent interview on 2020, longtime O.J. Simpson friend Robert
Kardashian said he now believes Simpson may be guilty.
Though he did add that had he believed O.J. was guilty at the time, he never
would have agreed to hide his bloody clothes and knife.
At his civil trial in Los Angeles this week, O.J. Simpson attorneys began their
case with an attack on Nicole Brown Simpson's character.
Outraged Brown family lawyers responded, quote,
Nicole is a victim.
No matter what she did, she certainly did not cut her own throat.
To which Simpson's attorneys replied,
On the contrary, that is precisely what we intend to prove.
A down-and-out O.J. Simpson, depressed that all of his money-making ideas have
failed,
has decided to go back to doing what he does best, killing people.
Thank you.