Name: Jokes That Can Get You Cancelled Today Part 2
Uploaded: 2023-03-19T23:27:40.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Jokes That Can Get You Cancelled Today Part 2' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-03-19. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Jokes That Can Get You Cancelled Today Part 2' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-03-19. Transcript available.

Why is there an app for everything except how to rape a baby?
Jesus.
One of the most popular documentaries on Netflix is Jiro.
Jiro Dreams of Sushi?
Jiro Dreams of Sushi.
I've seen that. That's very good.
That's a fantastic documentary.
One of the least popular documentaries, Jiro Nightmares of Asteroid.
Unwatchable.
I actually did. I liked it. The DVD commentary.
This is not topical. It's just about your life.
How come none of my friends ever have a dungeon?
Instead, they all just have rape dungeons.
So it's not a regular dungeon.
That's what you're saying.
A rape dungeon.
Thanks again.
I've never been thrown under an entire trailway's fleet.
Why did the moron throw the clock out the window?
Why?
Because it reminded him of Richard Clock, the man convicted of knife raping his
wife.
Good God almighty.
You know...
Jesus.
You used to be...
All right.
I'm sorry. I didn't know that one was coming.
Wait, I have a question.
So you guys are two very funny females, but when you post videos on the
internet, sometimes being a female is a little bit different than if I was to
post a video on the internet.
What's that like for you, too?
Sometimes.
We've been called certain things many times.
How do you deal with that stuff?
I think I'm numb to it now.
We've been called everything so many times.
I can't even take it in anymore.
In the beginning, it was like, "Oh my God, I can't believe this. We should just
stop doing this." And then now we just don't read the comments and keep doing
it.
Yeah.
I think that's the right way to do it.
I think the last comment I read was the guy...
Are you guys talking about BarfyMan362?
Exactly.
Is that you?
No, that's that motherfucker.
I don't even want to give him attention, but, you know, listen, you know,
saying those kind of things about me...
Talk to him. Talk to him right now. Talk to Barf.
Listen, BarfyMan362, no you cannot rape my mother with a knife.
Now it's official.
Yeah, that's the kind of comment we didn't want to read anymore.
A lot of sandwich makers, bitches go make me a sandwich.
Those ones bother me less than the knife-rapping mother stuff.
Oh yeah, the raping ones are worse.
Yeah, you don't want to be raped with a knife.
I'll gladly make a sandwich.
I would much rather be raped with something else.
I had a black guy open for me and I got him into the hotel.
No way.
Nice guy, Vince Champ. His name was Vince Champ.
Oh no, no.
I don't know what ever happened to that fella.
But a nice, nice man.
He's arrested for rape.
He knows.
He knows.
And he's not making fun of rape.
It's like that comedian that would rape people at comedy, no, in colleges.
Yes, Vince Champ.
They always said his great gimmick was that people would think, who did it?
And they never, because he'd go on to another town, another college.
But when people say, what about the comic?
Yeah.
Maybe the worst gimmick a comic ever had.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
I've been a long time acting like I was a bro, getting a part by you.
She says, "all the charm of a date rapist."
But a date rapist has to have charm, right?
That's true, a date rapist has to have a lot of charm, right?
I would imagine so.
Real rapists don't, but date rapists...
They have to have enough charm to get you out of date.
They got to get you out of date, exactly.
They took your butt off.
Sometimes you'd see guys, like I knew this guy,
I don't know if you've ever met a guy who's like,
you don't even understand it, but it just gets women all the time.
It's very mysterious.
I know this one guy literally got a different woman every night.
I'm not even exaggerating.
I asked him what his secret was.
He said he was a serial rapist.
So for him, it was just perfect.