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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Norm MacDonald Hates Racist' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-04-01. Transcript available.

Texaco Oil, reeling from the public outcry over racist remarks made by some of
its top executives at a tape-recorded meeting,
today announced a dramatic change in company policy.
No more tape-recorded meetings.
Four Wisconsin men have been charged with felony hate crimes after burning a
man's buggy simply because he was Amish.
If convicted, the men face up to 25 years in prison, but furious Amish leaders
say that is not enough.
They want the dunking wheel.
In the course of his summation, Cochran also brought up Detective Mark Furman,
calling him a, quote, genocidal racist and comparing him to Adolf Hitler.
Furman later responded,
After all the things he's said about me during this trial, it's a little late
to start sucking up now.
Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan has accused the national park system of
racism,
claiming the agency deliberately undercounted the number of participants at his
million-man march.
A spokesman for the park service denies the charge, saying, quote,
Our estimate is based on state-of-the-art aerial photography.
We stand by our number.
We stand by our number of people.
We stand by our number of people.
We stand by our number of people.
We stand by our number of people.
We stand by our number of people.
We stand by our number of people.
We stand by our number of people.
We stand by our number of people.
We stand by our number of people.
We stand by our number of people.
We stand by our number of people.
We stand by our number of people.
We stand by our number of people.
As security began to wrestle them from the stage, Buchanan stopped them and
said,
Let them continue.
That's my slogan.
Now, what do you think about this dog, the bounty hunter?
Have you been following that at all, Norm?
Oh, that guy, I mean, to me, that sounds racist.
But, like, you've got to remember that even though that is a racist comment,
listen, man,
we've all known bounty hunters in our time, you know?
And they have that thing, like, cursed like a sailor.
Well, that could go for bounty hunters just as well.
They just chose sailor.
Those guys, I mean, they're not like you or me, you know?
No, they're probably not.
If you choose that as your career, you know, you're a bounty hunter.
Listen, some salty language is not going to be a...
You might as well just be a blonde shorman.
There's nothing worse than bounty hunting.
Norm, you're a genius.
All right, we've got a couple of minutes left.
Anything else you want to lay on the listeners before we leave today?
Well, it's funny, that bounty hunting thing.
It seems like he's going to get a pass on it, right?
I don't think so, Norm.
I think he's in trouble.
Are his bounty hunting days over?
Where's he going from there?
We can't keep you on it.
I'm sorry, but, you know, you have to, you know, you have a public image of
hunting down criminals in their hotel rooms.
Diving at them in the middle of the night and beating them up.
We can't have you saying racist things.
I don't know.
All right, Norm.
I'm going to put some oxygen on my face here and recover.
You're going to be on every Friday now?
Yeah, that'll be fun, right?
Oh, are you kidding me?
I'll be like your Pete Barbeauty.
Pete Barbeauty.
No, stop.
Chuck Mangione references you are behind.
Thank you, Storm and Norman.
We'll talk at you down the road.
This is the Dennis Miller Show.
Having less money or having or not having less money is not a product of your
nature.
It's that you don't have the money because the white people don't give you the
money.
He's actually supportive of black people to say that, actually.
707 says...
We're in support of black people.
I'm in a room of racists.
You're saying that to have justice, we should all have people around.
The 415.
Do you want to keep him for the next segment?
At this point, I'm not sure.
I'm finding Norm to be somewhat on the offensive side.
You know what?
No, I love that he's saying all this stuff and then looks over with a big smile.
I know, big smile.
He's like, oh man, they're going to talk about this all day.
Well, I didn't know that everyone...
I thought San Francisco was a little more open than...
No, San Francisco actually isn't...
They're racists?
No, they're not racists.
You gained weight.
You gained a lot of weight.
So did you.
I gained 45 pounds.
I was going to say something, actually.
Why?
Well, I thought you'd been gaining some weight.
Yeah, I gained 45 pounds.
Are you okay?
What's going on?
No, I'm going to lose it, though.
Yeah, it's the happiest I've ever seen it.
And since I've gained it, I sweat like a whore in church.
I don't mean to be filthy, but...
A whore in church?
Yeah, she's nervous, so she sweats.
She's sweating like a Chris Dorner in a Big Bear cabin.
Okay, come on.
Well, I'm just...
That's racist.
Are you familiar with the Tinder app?
Sure.
Yeah, sure.
So I'm on there.
God, look at you.
Huh?
I like when he goes...
You familiar with the Tinder app?
It's like Ted Levine.
Everybody says that.
I do.
I sound a lot like Buffalo Bill.
Your name is?
Jack Gordon.
Mr. Gordon.
Good.
Well, Frederica used to work for Mrs. Lippman.
Did you know her?
No.
Uh-uh.
Oh, wait.
Was she a great, big, fat person?
I'm on there.
I match with this one girl.
She's, like, young and very attractive.
I'm a four, too.
Yeah, right.
We start talking.
She's immediately...
She's texting me at, like, 4 a.m.
And I'm like, oh, you know, what's going on?
She's like, oh, I'm bored, and I wish I had some weed.
You want to come over?
And I'm like, yeah, sure.
And she's sending pictures of her.
Oh, maybe, you know, maybe we'll have fun.
And I'm like...
So at this point, my cock...
What were the pictures?
It was, like, her bent over with no, you know, clothes on and stuff.
And I'm like, so...
But at this point, my cock's making the decisions.
Oh, shit.
Well, let's see.
Anyway...
Tell me.
And so I call my friend, and then...
No.
And then she's like, yeah, just...
Can you bring a C-note?
I have a roommate that stops...
A $100 bill.
Yeah, a $100 bill, and we'll go get some weed, and you can come on.
And I'm like, am I getting mugged?
I call my friend.
He said, put the phone number into Facebook, and you can see who the person is.
Shut the fuck up.
Yeah, so I put the phone number into Facebook, and the profile comes up, and it
says, black
guy in a ski mask in all the pictures.
It doesn't matter where race he was, man.
So I...
Yeah, yeah.
As a matter of fact, I don't know how he knew his black is wearing a ski mask.
Well, you can tell.
So I head over there.
No, you can tell.
I know.
No.
I've never heard his view on African-Americans until this very show.
That's interesting that you got that out of him.
Plenty of black friends.
I've dated a black woman for months.
No, I'm not a racist.
If you're a racist, it's not illegal, but you can't work.
If you're a racist, you can't work.
Well, Donald Sterling, for instance.
Oh, yes.
Do you think there's any correlation?
Well, he doesn't have to work.
No, he doesn't.
No, but a serious question, though.
Yes.
If a man has a job and he is a racist, should the job be taken away from him?
No, but his fellow should do it.
Well, that's good news for him.
Yeah.
Not a racist.
Here's actually a joke about Donald Sterling.
Oh, good.
All the charities that Donald Sterling donated millions of dollars to are
giving the money
back to him.
Well, that'll show him.
It's not bad.
I'm very good, man.
Two businessmen bought the Milwaukee Bucks for $550 million.
They are very excited with their purchase, as this is the only legal way to own
black people.
Now, that is here, and I read that.
Well, you're nuts.
They're.
You know how businessmen are racist?
They are.
Yeah, so it's them being racist, not you.
The two businessmen that bought the Milwaukee Bucks for $550 million are racist,
according
to this.
Oh, no, they're fine, man.
Do you have any other color jokes?
I mean, he's just blue and yellow.
Did you just say, do I have any other colored jokes?
I knew you were going to say that.
Fucking Jimmy the Greek over here.
I don't want to.
Jimmy the Greek.
How about Jimmy the Greek gets kicked out for being a racist?
Meanwhile, they call him the Greek.
TV.
Jim.
That's what you said their neighbor was, Jim Ping?
That is my neighbor.
Nice fella.
Nice guy.
Let me his abacus.
I want to do this.
Jesus.
Oh, come on.
That's not a Chinese guy.
I wasn't saying it was.
That's kind of racist.
What are you, Mickey Rooney?
Hey.
Hey, come on.
I know he's dead, but Mickey Rooney did a very racist thing like you just did
in a movie
called Breakfast at Tiffany's by the wonderful Truman Capote.
I wasn't doing anything racist, and you know it.
But go ahead.
If you don't stop at that pornograph, right this minute, I'm going to go to the
face department.
You know what I read today?
He should be inquired that Michael Richards was attacked at that pink yogurt
place.
Oh, he was attacked?
Yeah.
Well, that's another thing that's sort of scary is, first of all, you know, Mel
Gibson has
a career that he could hurt.
You know, Michael Richards doesn't really.
Wait a minute, Norm.
I believe Super Dave was going to tell a joke there.
I'm kind of.
No, I'm not telling a joke.
I thought it was really.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
What it seemed to me that he was going to say something, because he didn't, he
wasn't
being serious.
Then you said something.
Super Dave, was there a joke there?
No, no, Norm.
No, no, no.
I was telling the truth.
Okay.
That I read where he got the, these punk kids ran at him and slammed his car
and everything.
Oh.
And he tried to turn it over and he ran away.
Right.
Yeah, because I'd be very frightened, because like Mel Gibson, if you make, you
know, you
make fun of Jewish people, then it's not like you're in danger, but.
What?
What?
If you're driving around.
What did you do?
You heard him.
Uh-oh.
Hey, here's the thing, and I'm going to say it again.
Here's a very funny thing.
Marlon Brando, remember, said that Hollywood ran, you know, the Jewish people
ran Hollywood.
That's right.
Yeah, but you know, Marlon Brando.
And then he had to apologize.
Marlon Brando wouldn't say anything.
Marlon Brando wouldn't say anything.
Well, listen to Norm Macdonald and Super Dave argue about the Jews.
Marlon Brando lived behind a cardboard cutout.
What?
He lived behind a cardboard cutout.
He's 900 pounds.
So he could basically say anything.
No, but don't you think Michael Richards would be kind of in peril?
Well, but I don't think he had a career.
No, I'm saying just physically.
Hey, did you cut us off?
I didn't just, yeah.
Are we just talking?
Yeah, you guys, you haven't.
We're not even on the radio?
You haven't been on for the last hour, but it's great.
It's so great.
I haven't talked to Norm in about three weeks.
Now you think that Michael Richards may have his life sort of in danger?
Yes, yes.
No, no, I would move to either Tucson or Idaho.
Yeah, or Wisconsin.
Why, is Wisconsin good, too?
You know what I'm saying, yeah.
You mean like just a shack in the woods or something?
Or Boston.
He could move to Boston.
Yeah.
Stay hard.
Wait a second.
No, wait.
Do you know the joke about B.B. King's wife?
No.
You don't?
No, I don't think so.
B.B.'s having a birthday, so she wants to surprise him.
So she goes to the tattoo parlor.
She says, put a B on one cheek and a B on the other.
So the guy does it.
She goes home.
B.B. comes home.
She opens the door, pens over, drops her shorts, and says, surprise!
He said, who's Bob?
Oh, that's great.
There it is.
Ladies and gentlemen, the one and only Super Dave Osborne is joking about B.B.
King.
Yeah, sell that to Michael Richards, man.
Wow.
Well, that's not a racist joke.
Yeah, sure it isn't.
Who's Bob?
Yeah, you know.
That's the way you want to broadcast in stereotypes, 97.9 FM.
Let's do it this way.
Yeah.
Bob Hope's wife goes to a tattoo parlor.
No, but you chose an African-American.
Well, Bob Hope is dead.
Yeah.
Go ahead.
And he says, she says, put a B on one cheek and a B on the other.
She comes home.
Bob Hope comes home.
She bends over, pulls her pants down, and he faints.
Now, Bob Hope is dead.
Yeah, I know.
Bring me the body of the great Bob Hope.
If he struggles a lot, tie him up with a rope.
If he smells a bit, washes down with soap jazz.
Bring me the body of the great Bob Hope.
Bring me the body of the great Bob Hope.
Another song by Super Dave Osborne and Norm MacDonald.
They've collaborated together on a great new CD, Music from Dead People.
A guy comes home with a duck under his arm.
Oh, shut up.
A wife opens the door.
Yeah.
She says, where the hell have you been?
He says, this is the pig I've been screwing.
She said, it's not a pig, it's a duck.
He said, I'm not talking to you.
All right, that's enough.
That's enough.
Super Dave.
Norma Dillon.
Why did you make an African-American in that joke?
Yeah, why did you say that?
You heard it because you're racist.
He said, you're racist.
He said, why did you make an African-American in your joke?
That's what you like to do, don't you?
Super Dave.
Hey, don't you feel sorry for Michael Richards, really?
All right, goodbye.
If you were Michael Richards and you were in that situation and you said those
things, what
would you have done next?
Well, I think what he did was panic and start pretending he was Lenny Bruce.
Like, you know, because he said that word and everything.
And then he said, that word, that word, it still has power.
Oh, he did?
Yes, he did this.
But no, I mean, after the incident itself.
Oh, I would move to Idaho.
Catch him in Idaho.
Okay.
The only people nowadays can afford living and help are rich people and Jews.
Not all Jewish people are rich.
I never knew one that wasn't.
Do you know that in many countries, England, for instance, there is a law that
says whatever
two consenting adults do in private is their own business?
Listen, this ain't England.
We threw England out of here a long time ago.
We don't want no more part of England.
Well, for your information, England is a fag country.
What?
I think that, I mean, if God had meant us to be together, he'd have put us
together.
Well, look what he'd done.
He'd put you over in Africa.
He'd put the rest of us in all the white countries.
I think most of the audience was laughing with Archie Bunker.
Of course.
A lot of people were laughing with Rob Reiner.
You know, the liberals and the conservatives.
Yeah, Archie, you tell them.
Well, I think if you were neutral, you would agree with Archie.
Because he was the funnier guy, the lovable guy.
And he usually won the argument.
Yeah, and Rob had the beard.
Yeah, and he was strident.
Yes.
Or maybe we're just racist.
Yeah.

Norm MacDonald Hates Racist

Texaco Oil, reeling from the public outcry over racist remarks made by some of
its top executives at a tape-recorded meeting,
today announced a dramatic change in company policy.
No more tape-recorded meetings.
Four Wisconsin men have been charged with felony hate crimes after burning a
man's buggy simply because he was Amish.
If convicted, the men face up to 25 years in prison, but furious Amish leaders
say that is not enough.
They want the dunking wheel.
In the course of his summation, Cochran also brought up Detective Mark Furman,
calling him a, quote, genocidal racist and comparing him to Adolf Hitler.
Furman later responded,
After all the things he's said about me during this trial, it's a little late
to start sucking up now.
Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan has accused the national park system of
racism,
claiming the agency deliberately undercounted the number of participants at his
million-man march.
A spokesman for the park service denies the charge, saying, quote,
Our estimate is based on state-of-the-art aerial photography.
We stand by our number.
We stand by our number of people.
We stand by our number of people.
We stand by our number of people.
We stand by our number of people.
We stand by our number of people.
We stand by our number of people.
We stand by our number of people.
We stand by our number of people.
We stand by our number of people.
We stand by our number of people.
We stand by our number of people.
We stand by our number of people.
We stand by our number of people.
As security began to wrestle them from the stage, Buchanan stopped them and
said,
Let them continue.
That's my slogan.
Now, what do you think about this dog, the bounty hunter?
Have you been following that at all, Norm?
Oh, that guy, I mean, to me, that sounds racist.
But, like, you've got to remember that even though that is a racist comment,
listen, man,
we've all known bounty hunters in our time, you know?
And they have that thing, like, cursed like a sailor.
Well, that could go for bounty hunters just as well.
They just chose sailor.
Those guys, I mean, they're not like you or me, you know?
No, they're probably not.
If you choose that as your career, you know, you're a bounty hunter.
Listen, some salty language is not going to be a...
You might as well just be a blonde shorman.
There's nothing worse than bounty hunting.
Norm, you're a genius.
All right, we've got a couple of minutes left.
Anything else you want to lay on the listeners before we leave today?
Well, it's funny, that bounty hunting thing.
It seems like he's going to get a pass on it, right?
I don't think so, Norm.
I think he's in trouble.
Are his bounty hunting days over?
Where's he going from there?
We can't keep you on it.
I'm sorry, but, you know, you have to, you know, you have a public image of
hunting down criminals in their hotel rooms.
Diving at them in the middle of the night and beating them up.
We can't have you saying racist things.
I don't know.
All right, Norm.
I'm going to put some oxygen on my face here and recover.
You're going to be on every Friday now?
Yeah, that'll be fun, right?
Oh, are you kidding me?
I'll be like your Pete Barbeauty.
Pete Barbeauty.
No, stop.
Chuck Mangione references you are behind.
Thank you, Storm and Norman.
We'll talk at you down the road.
This is the Dennis Miller Show.
Having less money or having or not having less money is not a product of your
nature.
It's that you don't have the money because the white people don't give you the
money.
He's actually supportive of black people to say that, actually.
707 says...
We're in support of black people.
I'm in a room of racists.
You're saying that to have justice, we should all have people around.
The 415.
Do you want to keep him for the next segment?
At this point, I'm not sure.
I'm finding Norm to be somewhat on the offensive side.
You know what?
No, I love that he's saying all this stuff and then looks over with a big smile.
I know, big smile.
He's like, oh man, they're going to talk about this all day.
Well, I didn't know that everyone...
I thought San Francisco was a little more open than...
No, San Francisco actually isn't...
They're racists?
No, they're not racists.
You gained weight.
You gained a lot of weight.
So did you.
I gained 45 pounds.
I was going to say something, actually.
Why?
Well, I thought you'd been gaining some weight.
Yeah, I gained 45 pounds.
Are you okay?
What's going on?
No, I'm going to lose it, though.
Yeah, it's the happiest I've ever seen it.
And since I've gained it, I sweat like a whore in church.
I don't mean to be filthy, but...
A whore in church?
Yeah, she's nervous, so she sweats.
She's sweating like a Chris Dorner in a Big Bear cabin.
Okay, come on.
Well, I'm just...
That's racist.
Are you familiar with the Tinder app?
Sure.
Yeah, sure.
So I'm on there.
God, look at you.
Huh?
I like when he goes...
You familiar with the Tinder app?
It's like Ted Levine.
Everybody says that.
I do.
I sound a lot like Buffalo Bill.
Your name is?
Jack Gordon.
Mr. Gordon.
Good.
Well, Frederica used to work for Mrs. Lippman.
Did you know her?
No.
Uh-uh.
Oh, wait.
Was she a great, big, fat person?
I'm on there.
I match with this one girl.
She's, like, young and very attractive.
I'm a four, too.
Yeah, right.
We start talking.
She's immediately...
She's texting me at, like, 4 a.m.
And I'm like, oh, you know, what's going on?
She's like, oh, I'm bored, and I wish I had some weed.
You want to come over?
And I'm like, yeah, sure.
And she's sending pictures of her.
Oh, maybe, you know, maybe we'll have fun.
And I'm like...
So at this point, my cock...
What were the pictures?
It was, like, her bent over with no, you know, clothes on and stuff.
And I'm like, so...
But at this point, my cock's making the decisions.
Oh, shit.
Well, let's see.
Anyway...
Tell me.
And so I call my friend, and then...
No.
And then she's like, yeah, just...
Can you bring a C-note?
I have a roommate that stops...
A $100 bill.
Yeah, a $100 bill, and we'll go get some weed, and you can come on.
And I'm like, am I getting mugged?
I call my friend.
He said, put the phone number into Facebook, and you can see who the person is.
Shut the fuck up.
Yeah, so I put the phone number into Facebook, and the profile comes up, and it
says, black
guy in a ski mask in all the pictures.
It doesn't matter where race he was, man.
So I...
Yeah, yeah.
As a matter of fact, I don't know how he knew his black is wearing a ski mask.
Well, you can tell.
So I head over there.
No, you can tell.
I know.
No.
I've never heard his view on African-Americans until this very show.
That's interesting that you got that out of him.
Plenty of black friends.
I've dated a black woman for months.
No, I'm not a racist.
If you're a racist, it's not illegal, but you can't work.
If you're a racist, you can't work.
Well, Donald Sterling, for instance.
Oh, yes.
Do you think there's any correlation?
Well, he doesn't have to work.
No, he doesn't.
No, but a serious question, though.
Yes.
If a man has a job and he is a racist, should the job be taken away from him?
No, but his fellow should do it.
Well, that's good news for him.
Yeah.
Not a racist.
Here's actually a joke about Donald Sterling.
Oh, good.
All the charities that Donald Sterling donated millions of dollars to are
giving the money
back to him.
Well, that'll show him.
It's not bad.
I'm very good, man.
Two businessmen bought the Milwaukee Bucks for $550 million.
They are very excited with their purchase, as this is the only legal way to own
black people.
Now, that is here, and I read that.
Well, you're nuts.
They're.
You know how businessmen are racist?
They are.
Yeah, so it's them being racist, not you.
The two businessmen that bought the Milwaukee Bucks for $550 million are racist,
according
to this.
Oh, no, they're fine, man.
Do you have any other color jokes?
I mean, he's just blue and yellow.
Did you just say, do I have any other colored jokes?
I knew you were going to say that.
Fucking Jimmy the Greek over here.
I don't want to.
Jimmy the Greek.
How about Jimmy the Greek gets kicked out for being a racist?
Meanwhile, they call him the Greek.
TV.
Jim.
That's what you said their neighbor was, Jim Ping?
That is my neighbor.
Nice fella.
Nice guy.
Let me his abacus.
I want to do this.
Jesus.
Oh, come on.
That's not a Chinese guy.
I wasn't saying it was.
That's kind of racist.
What are you, Mickey Rooney?
Hey.
Hey, come on.
I know he's dead, but Mickey Rooney did a very racist thing like you just did
in a movie
called Breakfast at Tiffany's by the wonderful Truman Capote.
I wasn't doing anything racist, and you know it.
But go ahead.
If you don't stop at that pornograph, right this minute, I'm going to go to the
face department.
You know what I read today?
He should be inquired that Michael Richards was attacked at that pink yogurt
place.
Oh, he was attacked?
Yeah.
Well, that's another thing that's sort of scary is, first of all, you know, Mel
Gibson has
a career that he could hurt.
You know, Michael Richards doesn't really.
Wait a minute, Norm.
I believe Super Dave was going to tell a joke there.
I'm kind of.
No, I'm not telling a joke.
I thought it was really.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
What it seemed to me that he was going to say something, because he didn't, he
wasn't
being serious.
Then you said something.
Super Dave, was there a joke there?
No, no, Norm.
No, no, no.
I was telling the truth.
Okay.
That I read where he got the, these punk kids ran at him and slammed his car
and everything.
Oh.
And he tried to turn it over and he ran away.
Right.
Yeah, because I'd be very frightened, because like Mel Gibson, if you make, you
know, you
make fun of Jewish people, then it's not like you're in danger, but.
What?
What?
If you're driving around.
What did you do?
You heard him.
Uh-oh.
Hey, here's the thing, and I'm going to say it again.
Here's a very funny thing.
Marlon Brando, remember, said that Hollywood ran, you know, the Jewish people
ran Hollywood.
That's right.
Yeah, but you know, Marlon Brando.
And then he had to apologize.
Marlon Brando wouldn't say anything.
Marlon Brando wouldn't say anything.
Well, listen to Norm Macdonald and Super Dave argue about the Jews.
Marlon Brando lived behind a cardboard cutout.
What?
He lived behind a cardboard cutout.
He's 900 pounds.
So he could basically say anything.
No, but don't you think Michael Richards would be kind of in peril?
Well, but I don't think he had a career.
No, I'm saying just physically.
Hey, did you cut us off?
I didn't just, yeah.
Are we just talking?
Yeah, you guys, you haven't.
We're not even on the radio?
You haven't been on for the last hour, but it's great.
It's so great.
I haven't talked to Norm in about three weeks.
Now you think that Michael Richards may have his life sort of in danger?
Yes, yes.
No, no, I would move to either Tucson or Idaho.
Yeah, or Wisconsin.
Why, is Wisconsin good, too?
You know what I'm saying, yeah.
You mean like just a shack in the woods or something?
Or Boston.
He could move to Boston.
Yeah.
Stay hard.
Wait a second.
No, wait.
Do you know the joke about B.B. King's wife?
No.
You don't?
No, I don't think so.
B.B.'s having a birthday, so she wants to surprise him.
So she goes to the tattoo parlor.
She says, put a B on one cheek and a B on the other.
So the guy does it.
She goes home.
B.B. comes home.
She opens the door, pens over, drops her shorts, and says, surprise!
He said, who's Bob?
Oh, that's great.
There it is.
Ladies and gentlemen, the one and only Super Dave Osborne is joking about B.B.
King.
Yeah, sell that to Michael Richards, man.
Wow.
Well, that's not a racist joke.
Yeah, sure it isn't.
Who's Bob?
Yeah, you know.
That's the way you want to broadcast in stereotypes, 97.9 FM.
Let's do it this way.
Yeah.
Bob Hope's wife goes to a tattoo parlor.
No, but you chose an African-American.
Well, Bob Hope is dead.
Yeah.
Go ahead.
And he says, she says, put a B on one cheek and a B on the other.
She comes ho