Name: Nobody Told a Holocaust Joke Like Norm Macdonald
Uploaded: 2023-06-20T05:26:10.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Nobody Told a Holocaust Joke Like Norm Macdonald' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-06-20. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Nobody Told a Holocaust Joke Like Norm Macdonald' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-06-20. Transcript available.

my family comes from russia they're russian jews oh russian that jews is more
like it one of the
biggest anti-semites i've ever known russian away from jews what i had a bar
mitzvah yeah you did
yeah wait are you jewish yes no no i'm kidding i love the jewish people yeah
yeah he's a half a jew
and a half a self-hating jew that's called anti-semite an anti-semite yeah he's
a half a proud jew
and half a virulent anti-semite disagree he's conflicted he's a virulent anti-semite
that's
come out on the show but there's never anything about a virulent well he's a
holocaust denier
you know you're very good friends with uh david irving the author who he reads
constantly yeah
i'm not friends with david do you know that he though is a revisionist oh you're
a revisionist well
he's a denier holocaust you've never but he's never read david irving because
he said he's too smart
and i tell him well david irving is is would be your biggest ally you know what
i mean instead of
these morons you knew david irving instantly when i said it you're as if you're
his best friend he's
jewish are you jewish yeah okay then you'll get it oh okay okay half jewish no
i'm full full jewish
full jewish all right then but you're young so you might not get it maybe okay
so here's the joke
holocaust denier awesome
i'm not going to hold that against you um thank you totally 30 30 kids oh was
it 50
something like that some people just they deserve the whole six no no no no are
you anti-capital
punishment or something no i'm pro-capital punishment but this guy starts
number getting talking numbers
and deaths be careful because it always gets back to the holocaust tonight what
what do you mean when
you say stripped of everything don't start this again please don't start this
again he doesn't
believe in the whatever i never got to go he doesn't believe in the holocaust i
never went to camp when
i was a kid is that a good change of subject he doesn't believe that the holocaust
do you believe
do you not believe that i had a bar mitzvah again why would you have a bar mitzvah
if you didn't believe
the holocaust season oh jesus every time i'm surprised this guy's still on the
air he's a holocaust denier
oh well i'll have another one for you tonight soon as we leave here
he's a revisionist uh holocaust denier oh god wow you feel better wait is it
are you or not
i no i'm just no i uh oh boy no i had a i had a bar mitzvah yeah i had a bar
mitzvah i'm full jew
what do you think about guys like this though this guy yeah he seems like he
comes around this is this
is his little joke against the stone roses against the poor uh masses that that
came out of a chimney
ban from manchester it says nothing to do with the holocaust yeah i didn't
bring up the holocaust
you did i love the fact you sort of gleefully said i didn't bring up the holocaust
i normally do by
mistake but today i didn't even ring it up i know what a passover seder is but
the worst passover seder
is when you're there and this guy is talking about the smokestacks of birkenau
okay not being true
because he doesn't think it's true there's no way i would bring that up and pay
something
you can't ignore i ignore this when he starts talking about the smokestacks in
ashwitz and how the
shadows don't they couldn't make sense and all that shit oh my hat about it
that really answers me
you can't to ignore them i ignore this motherfucker he said how could there be
poison uh you know a
poison gas i don't know much about the holocaust but what they have inside the
uh the two of you
together just are really giving a great homage to that whole time inside the
gas chambers they put a
a certain type of gas zyclican fiber zyclican fiber zyclon gas now
the guards would open the door and get the zyclon all over their hand and die
also
how would that not happen maybe there was a sub door but he had another thing i
don't want to
make pretend we're something he said he said when the allied planes came over
they have pictures
apparently of the smokestacks and he said the smokestacks uh... drop a shadow
the smokestacks
that we all know spewed out the uh... sad remains of human souls that once had
dreams and once love
he says it's all a bunch of horseshit
he tells me this big story about how the pictures from the planes on dachau and
stuff don't show enough
the chimney is not long enough it doesn't cast a long shadow enough to have
possibly been big enough to
service the what killing machine of hitler that's what he told me i've been
saying that for years oh yeah
okay well you finally sent someone to agree with you i just don't know how six
million uh...
people disappear from the from the face of the earth
ask this motherfucker he's the one that thinks that it didn't happen
this is the closest i've seen to have admitted to the holocaust where he said i
think people have died he's
like six million six hundred what's the difference i'm like there's a lot of
difference there's a huge
difference listen everybody's entitled to their opinion i say six million he
says six hundred
you say probably a number in between there somewhere
i'm calling you fire pit fire pit fire pit he goes
no no he goes it happened but he goes the numbers are all right all wrong and
then he goes the other
night he goes six hundred or six million it's still terrible i'm like oh okay
that's not real
all right all right please tell me that i just want to say i just want to say a
few things i don't have
a manager i don't have an agent i don't have an agent yeah yeah i guess you don't
i'm not a holocaust denier
maybe you would if you didn't fucking he thinks he's going to get a manager or
an agent jew
with that kind of shit and a lot of homosexuals died in the fucking camps too
let's not forget
nor shut up well
i'm serious what do you think i have more empathy now no i'm saying oh there
were homosexuals what
happened what happened i thought there was just jews you're telling me there
were homosexual homosexuals
room with those jews we got to do something there's not enough documentaries by
the way i saw that film
that uh you recommended me that you called a fantasy showa horrifying
you really don't like show shame shame can't win them all
fantasy indeed somebody's using the word holocaust for a joke that's true that
chelsea that chelsea
chelsea handler yeah she's got a guy and they can they love holocaust the word
god what is that
with that dwarf she's got with it and the shaping dwarf yeah and he's not a
white man either no and they
do holocaust humor yeah and i kid you why does you keep repeating that joke god
even that word
terrible thing to bring up yeah god almighty yeah i would agree all right i'm
uh i apologize to all
the viewers i'm not an apologist you are an apologist