Name: Favorite Norm Macdonald Joke
Uploaded: 2023-07-07T17:23:32.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Favorite Norm Macdonald Joke' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-07-07. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Favorite Norm Macdonald Joke' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-07-07. Transcript available.

I had a bar mitzvah, Norm.
Yeah, you did?
Yeah.
Wait, are you Jewish?
Yes.
Get the fuck out of here.
No, no, I'm kidding.
I love the Jewish people.
No, I didn't know you had a bar mitzvah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
That's when you turned 13 and they cut part of your cock off.
No, no, no.
What is it again?
No, no, no.
You cut your own cock off.
Wait, are you Jewish?
In front of all your grandparents.
Am I?
Yeah, I am.
What kind of bar mitzvah did you have?
It was the most cutting edge, you know what I mean?
If they define a chromosome as saying they're gay or a gene that would be
abnormal, how would
the gay community?
It wouldn't be called abnormal, it would be called different.
It wouldn't be called abnormal.
Wow.
Maybe the abnormal gene would be hetero.
That's true.
Hey, maybe the normal gene would be those ladies that cut their cocks into vaginas.
A Florida university student was caught streaking on campus and apparently told
police he was
on acid and asked them to cut his dick off.
Boy, these kids today are crazy.
In my day, we didn't need drugs.
We would just cut our own dicks off.
Yeah, you didn't need no fucking acid and shit.
This reminds me of your kind of joke.
All right.
Just from hearing you read jokes.
Oh, I like this.
I like the theme that this one has.
A man in Taiwan reportedly cut off his own penis to win an argument with his
wife.
That reminds me of that episode of Everybody Loves Raymond, where Raymond
forgot Deborah's
birthday and he had to cut his own cock off.
Game of Thrones, that guy's getting his penis cut off, if you guys remember.
Everybody.
Is there?
Yeah, this guy's got his penis cut off.
To turn into a vagina?
Fashion into a vagina?
I don't think they had medieval sexual.
Oh, that's in the old days?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
It's like medieval.
It would be cool if they did experiment with genital altercations back then.
Isn't it weird that you can go to a doctor and go, you know how I have a cock?
Where are you going with this?
It's not real.
I shouldn't have a cock.
I'm bored.
You mind cutting it because I've always intuitively believed that.
The best is like when you want to go back after like five months.
You're like, you know how I had a cock and then you gave me a pussy.
Which didn't work.
The pussy was fun.
Can I get my cock back?
I can still have it.
The guy's like, you betcha.
He started by cutting Yoon's penis off, leading to his lover bleeding out live
on a videotape.
Magnata then went to his kitchen and placed his boyfriend's penis into a skillet,
frying it until it was golden brown.
While taking his last breath, Yoon witnessed his supposed soulmate feast on his
genitals.
After Yoon had perished, Magnata began dismembering him, sending packages of
his...
I mean, this guy was a real jerk.
Here we go.
The final joke.
Okay.
Good night, everybody.
This year's most popular iPhone game is Clash of the Clans.
Clash of the Clans, the most popular iPhone game.
The least popular iPhone game, Cut My Cock Off.
Oh, my lord.
That's what you chose as the final joke?
You chose it!
Okay.