Name: Even Norm Macdonald Live Breaks Were Funny
Uploaded: 2023-07-08T13:00:19.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Even Norm Macdonald Live Breaks Were Funny' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-07-08. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Even Norm Macdonald Live Breaks Were Funny' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-07-08. Transcript available.

Take a break?
Yeah.
Take a break.
Stay in?
Oh, stay in here.
No, we're not taking a break.
Did some of my eyes say we should take a break?
Yeah.
You ever go on a talk show, you're talking to me, you're the guest, I'm the
talk show host,
and then they're looking off at the camera again.
Oh, that's the worst?
While you're talking?
Yeah, yeah.
While you're telling me.
Is that right?
Is that right?
We're going to take a break.
No, we also have to take a break.
Are you kidding me?
It says it right on the monitor.
We have no sponsors.
Really?
Well, we do have a sponsor, right?
You know what's amazing?
I didn't know.
We have no sponsors.
I just got word to have to take a break.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
That's great.
Let's take a break.
All right.
Let's take a break.
Say it to the camera.
How do you take it?
Let's take a break.
And that's it.
That does it.
All right, let's take a break.
Okay, you hold up another card, and I'm going to take the training wheels off
your balls.
You are so old that it's not right.
Trash talk when we come back.
Okay, we'll take a break, and then we'll do the joke off.
No, we're not doing the jerk off.
Joke?
Oh, it's a joke off.
Wildly different.
We're not doing it.
You don't think you can take them?
It's got nothing to do with it.
Good Christ.
Look at the time, man.
We've got to do jokes.
Oh, shit.
Can we go to commercial now?
It's got a commercial, yeah.
Okay.
Afterwards, we're going to do jokes.
All right.
You want to read some jokes?
Yeah, yeah, of course.
Yeah, you don't even have to think of them.
I just read them.
I like it.
Why are we talking about being gay so much?
You brought it up.
I was trying to clean it up.
I have a question.
I saw that you were kicked out of the avian porn awards for being too offensive.
We're going to find out that story after we take a break.
Good, I have to pee.
I have to go.
And I'm going to get more coffee.
Do you guys want any of that?
I think that we should really talk about dirty work when we come back.
Oh, okay.
I'd want to talk a lot about dirty work when we come back.
But they're, you know, they keep...
You got sponsors.
Yeah, yeah, we have sponsors.
We're the sponsors.
Okay, okay.
We won't get into dirty work.
Fair enough.
I got a lot of good stories.
Who's the sponsors?
We'll be back or something.
Yeah, the camera's on there, yeah.
Or when we come back, dirty work.
We will return to talk more about Fred Willard's grandson.
No, no.
Let's concentrate on me.
Your ass-wife producer just held up a sign, "Let's take a break."
Where are we going?
We're talking to six people.
You know, we could get on a bus right now, the three of us, and yell out the
window and
reach more people.
We've got to take a break, Todd.
But when we return, Todd Glass will read from his book.
No, I won't.
Don't own that in his fucking mind.
We'll be back.
My favorite host, you know, they all mean something different.
Let me tell you something.
I'll tell you a story about this hat.
Do you go to commercials?
Yeah.
Oh, you have to go to commercials?
I see some signs.
You want to do it now?
We'll be back.
Oh, yeah.
And we'll talk about my hat when I get back.
We'll be back after we mop ourselves.
Fuck!
And now the whole set went quiet, and you hear people go, "Santa just said fuck.
Santa just said fuck."
And all these kids froze, and then they had a Disney guy.
He said, "Fuke."
"Fuke."
It's a Swedish word.
It means take a break.
We're supposed to take a break.
And so he thought when he said, "Take a break," that I would go, "Speaking of
taking a break."
Hey, you want to do some jokes, Rosanna?
I have jokes.
Okay.
We have to take a break.
No, we're not going to take a break.
Oh, okay.
Fuck the break.
No.
We're going to just do jokes.
Sounds good.
Here's some Xanax.
Really?
How many should I take?
Well, they get you very sleepy.
I'd better take only a half.
Oh, right now?
Just take a half.
Okay.
You should have married.
You said Younger's.
I know, right?
We'll be back with Rosanna after the Xanax kicks in.
I always get anxious when I'm on a plane, and I see a much bigger celebrity
than me.
And I think, well, if this goes down, I'm going to get me every flight.
I'm going to be like small print, almost every flight, yeah.
All right.
We'll be back in a second.
In a second.
I know that in this day, nobody's going to change.
You won't ever leave.
On my mind again, I'm still not tired of it.
Can't make you want me.
And I might act okay.
Say things will say the same.
Say them all out now.
Are we going to commercial?
Daniel says we're going to commercial.
Yeah, we got to take a break.
We'll be back with the ever funny Adam Egan.