Name: Dennis Miller on His Reunion with Norm Macdonald and David Spade
Uploaded: 2023-08-15T04:59:35.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dennis Miller on His Reunion with Norm Macdonald and David Spade' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-08-15. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dennis Miller on His Reunion with Norm Macdonald and David Spade' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-08-15. Transcript available.

- Big show, all my buddies are here.
We got Dennis-- - Is that what you're wearing?
- Please, unbelievable.
- Ah!
- All my friends are here.
We got Norm, Kevin, Dennis Miller.
- We're all your rowdy friends.
- All my rowdy friends are coming over today.
- Hey Dennis, my wife and I just got home
from the big show at the Windstar Casino.
We flew from Atlanta to Dallas,
then drove up there and we'd do it again.
You were right.
It was an amazing night by you three.
I can't imagine a better crowd for you guys.
I know you say coffee's for closers.
Well, you must have had a big pot fill.
You were the perfect choice to close it out.
You couldn't have done better if you wore a red hat.
And except for the ladies' endless questions
about Norm's pecker, the Q&A was a nice touch
at the end of the show.
I'll also have to make a special trip back there.
That video story you noticed coming in,
I understand that after Debbie did Dallas,
there's some collector tapes of her and Thackerville.
Want one?
- Well, first off, it was Whackerville.
Secondly, I was just amazed as I was driving in
on the freeway, right next to the casino,
there was a DVD porn store.
Who's still doing dick and mortar at this point?
You can literally, you can literally,
they're building keyboards now with a hole for your penis
in between the FDSA and the J.K.L. Semi,
so you can whack and not get thrown off balance-wise.
- Yeah, you put a little, you put a little yoke
on your penis and it fits, it's like a rubber.
You ever see when doors seal during a shipwreck?
- Sure, yeah.
- Yeah, well, you get your penis in there
and there's like a seal and you know,
it's airtight and you work, well, at that point,
the makers of the keyboard was the penis hole
in between the FDSA and the J.K.L. Semi,
I encourage you to call it a flesh toggle.
I haven't gotten that far and I don't care
if it will get me some money off on my next purchase.
But your wiener goes right up through there
and you masturbate and there's an equilibrium
to your self-pleasuring that you don't often find
'cause you're either right-handed or left-handed
or you're on Jeremy and that's a whole different thing.
Anyway, what's the next one?
- Well, no, I just wanted to see what you could share.
- That is sweet, thank you, my friend.
- About the big show with Spade and of course, Norm Macdonald.
- Well, I am telling you, the three hour flight in
and the three and a half hour flight back
and Spade had chartered a plane
'cause he has a show right now.
He handed it off to whoever's working and he called me
and said, "Do you have anything?"
I said, "Yeah, I can get us there in Fred McMurray's car
from Son of Flubber if you wanna go."
And he said, "I'll get an adult jet."
But we flew in together and that's about as hard
as I've ever laughed, my back hurt when I got off.
Norm's a genius.
I mean, really, and Spade's brilliant too,
but in a much more accessible manner.
Norm's like you're out with, you know, Archimedes
if you were Grossinger's or something.
God, he was funny.
And Dark and, yeah, I can't, here, I'll be honest with you,
I can't say almost anything that was said
'cause it was so crazy.
Yeah, you told me just a couple things
and you definitely can't say those.
And candid, whew.
And the show itself was good,
although I do remember Norm getting into it
with some long penis discussion with a woman
where I mentally went away for a while.
It was the first question.
You know, open it up, someone comes up,
she looks like, you know, Andy Griffith's girlfriend.
And right away she's into talking about Norm's penis
and he's more than happy to go with that.
Oh, yeah, Norm, but he's the,
it's like a cock in counter group or something.
I'm gonna pass it around.
So anyway, Spade and I are just sitting there clumsily
for around 10 minutes and, you know,
and Norm's into another story about the time his penis
was in a road film with Bob Hope.
At that point, we just gave up.
But Spade's funny in the middle.
Jesus, he's funny.
And he's horny and he's just, you know,
it's like, it's like you're reading Gulliver,
but they've, you know, everybody's on a EDD drip or something.
It's like little Lilliputians crawling up your knee.
Hey, let's rock.
So anyway, it was a great trip, great time.
Good to see the boys.
But I don't think we'll be going out again
because Norm's too hard to nail down.
And Spudley, like I said, is flush right now.
He's got that show for now.
How's the show doing?
I think the show's doing well.
And let's remind people it's called Lights Out.
It's on Comedy Central, I think at 11:30 Monday through Thursday.
I guess he's busy right now, so I won't bug him.
But we should probably see if he'll come on sometime.
But don't do it right now.
Give him a couple months.
He's got other shit on his mind.
And I'll make him feel guilty because we're friends.
But I can't do that.
We're trying to get he and Norm on together
because we had thought about doing something there at the casino.
But there were too many moving parts.
So that did not happen.
Norm invented -- that was the first time this country has ever heard, "Here's
the fake news."
-That's right. -I mean, that's such a big phrase now.
But I think -- I think you opened the news, which used to kill me.
And you never get credit for it.
But Norm invented the word, the phrase "fake news."
Was this a -- it's a little Paul Newman going on down there, right?
-You were handsome, though. -No, more like --
-Yeah, you were handsome. -Huh?
-What the happened? -You were handsome.
-Anyway, um, no, I did -- I did "Weekend Update."
-Have you seen Paul Newman lately?
-You do look better.