Name: Greatest Ad Read of all Time
Uploaded: 2023-09-13T18:03:20.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Greatest Ad Read of all Time' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-09-13. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Greatest Ad Read of all Time' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-09-13. Transcript available.

- And we're going to read jokes, we read jokes.
- I thought you were gonna talk about this thing.
- We're gonna talk about the man--
What about the man-grate?
- Is that like a genital cleanser?
- No!
No, my God!
What is the man-grate, you ask?
- Okay.
- Huh?
- Fine, I didn't, but--
- You didn't ask?
- It is 100% made in America, cast iron grilling grates.
- It's iron.
You don't pronounce it iron.
- That's what everybody tells you.
- It's the iron horse,
like Luke Gehrig was the iron horse of baseball.
- Yes.
- The word I-R-O-N is iron.
- No, no, iron.
- Cast iron.
- Iron?
- Cast iron grilling grates that are--
- Are you kidding when you say iron?
- Uh, you know what, don't be like Larry King.
That , I say iron and he's up my asshole
for four days.
- It should be iron.
That's what makes English the world's toughest language.
- Yeah.
- You know, right, sure.
- It is the toughest language.
- It's the toughest language to learn.
- It's the easiest.
- It'll work.
- Man grate.
- Have you heard of the man grate?
- Yes, I have.
- You have?
- Yeah.
- What's up?
Where'd you hear about it?
- On Adam Carolla's podcast.
- Wow, how about that?
Do you have a father?
- Yeah.
- Man grate is the perfect gift for this Father's Day.
Is he alive?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- 100% made in America.
If he was dead, it would have been a really bad moment
in the commercial.
- Okay, your dad's alive.
- No.
God dammit.
I'm sorry about your dad.
- That's fine.
- Your father's dead.
But you have children.
You are a father.
- Yes, and I'm not dead.
- Yes.
- Maybe you'll give me one in all years.
- I'll give you one.
Is your mom still alive?
- My mom?
- Yeah.
- No, she's dead.
- Oh, Christ, is any of your relatives alive?
These man grates, they are revolutionizing
the way people grill.
Why, Adam Megan, it's true.
You haven't heard of the revolution?
You can put chicken on this or steak.
That's not that unique.
It has heavy duty grilling grates.
Why are you laughing?
You think the grilling grates are flimsy?
- These are very heavy.
- Yes, no, no, but that's part of the charm.
It weighs a lot of pounds.
- Is that heavy?
- Nah.
Listen, man, what was that video story?
- Oh, shit.
- Jesus Christ, sorry.
What is in that?
- Again.
- Again.
- Again.
It's revolutionizing the way people grill.
- Jesus.
- What?
- I thought it was like a, all right.
- You want to hear what it has?
- Yeah.
- It has heavy duty grilling grates.
- What is this?
No more dry meat.
What do you think of that?
- You want your meat juicy.
- Oh, come on now.
Don't make it sound like a fat, plumpy, delicious cock.
No more flare-ups.
You know when your barbecue has always been flare-ups?
It was named...
It was named one of 2012's best grilling accessories.
There's more facts about the man-grade than about Nick.
Why are you laughing?
You're making a mockery out of the man-grade.
- Chicken steak has never tasted so good.
- - Hey, how about this?
- - Each Norm MacDonald show order comes with a heavy-duty grilling brush.
- - Jesus.
You don't want to put that on your not-dry meat.
- - Look at that, those things are dirty.
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
- - That's from the iron.
- Are you sure?
- Yes.
Well, it's not from my cock.
- - What?
- I just went to the bathroom.
You say cock so much.
I'm f***ing your butt.
Oh, my God.
But listen, man.
Hey, your mouth is my toilet.
Oh my God. Well listen man, hey, your mouth is my toilet! Again, again, again.
This commercial's like a mini-series. Are you a jingoist? 100% made in America,
100% cast iron. Mangreep.com. Thank you Andy.
That's yours. You just threw your own going away present with contempt to the
floor.
That was our only sponsor. Yeah, now we found out we lost Mangreep as a sponsor.
And then earlier today, I think we were told legally we can't say we lost them
as a sponsor either.
Yeah, I think we were still waiting to find out if we were allowed to say that.
But who cares? We lost them. That was Nick Schwartz and they f***ed it all up.
You say there's no way we could go back. And then I've broken what we had.
Oh, oh, oh. I wish that you wouldn't come around. No, oh, oh.
One of your lesser known, but one of my favorite things you've ever done is a
commercial you did for the Mangreep.
Oh, God. That's an online only thing. Don't you think?
And it's got like 100,000, maybe a couple million views. And I just want to
know, did they ever come around to your interpretation of their ad and their
product?
No, what he's referring to is I have this podcast that, you know, I do this
podcast that I don't make any money out of it.
And then they're like, do this commercial. I'm like, I don't even make any
money.
And so there was this goddamn thing called a man grate. And it weighed like 100
pounds. It was supposed to be some sort of cooking device for steak. And I had
to read all this thing. I couldn't even lift it. I was like sweating profusely.
And talk about what it was. And then, I don't know.
It gets, it gets very colorful.
Like what?
It gets very colorful.
It gets very colorful. Yeah, and I'm not going to say what I, what I said here
in a house of worship.
But no, they never came around to seeing the, uh...
That sponsorship ended.
That sponsorship ended, uh, without amicability.
Thank you.