Name: The Person Holding the Microphone Always Win
Uploaded: 2023-09-18T15:21:29.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Person Holding the Microphone Always Win' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-09-18. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Person Holding the Microphone Always Win' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-09-18. Transcript available.

You're not very funny.
What are you?
Not here.
I didn't hear what he said.
Don't move.
Don't move.
What is going on?
I didn't hear what he said, I'm sorry.
What did he say, sir?
You're not very funny.
Who?
What's up, right?
What do I give a fuck?
You're not very funny.
What?
You got my money.
You got my money.
That's okay.
I have much money.
That was funny.
I got it, too.
Honestly, I don't care.
How much?
I don't care.
How much?
I don't care.
How much?
Well, a couple of bucks.
Are you alone?
You just play yourself?
I'm alone when I'm with someone.
8:00 p.m.
He's not alone at 4:00 p.m.
No, but you didn't watch yourself.
What was the idea?
No, you didn't.
So, here's the thing.
So, you go, I'm gonna pay money.
Go see this dude, right?
Uh, I think it's probably cost a lot of money, right?
I think it's probably cost a lot of money.
I think it's probably cost a lot of money.
I think it's probably cost a lot of money.
I think it's probably cost a lot of money.
I think it's probably cost a lot of money.
No, that would be an awful thing.
That would be an awful thing.
That would be an awful thing.
That would be a terrible thing to do.
No, no, I just wanted you to understand what exactly happened.
But anyways, at some point in your life you thought I was funny.
And I see it.
Because I don't have a fucking banjo or shit.
So, at some point in your life you thought I was funny, right?
Weekend Update, baby.
Weekend Update.
That's nice, thank you.
So then, have you ever seen me do anything since Weekend Update?
Pardon me?
I got the bit.
I'm sorry, what?
The YouTube Morbid Bits.
I did what?
The YouTube Morbid Bits.
YouTube Morbid Bits?
A little morbid.
Oh, I see.
And so then, did you like those?
No.
You didn't like those?
You didn't like those?
Because I did one album that was specifically about death.
Is that what you mean?
Yes.
So they were clips and they utilized others.
That'd be great.
So then, you said, I'll come here to this show.
If you said that you were better, you weren't doing the Morbid Stop anymore.
No.
Yeah, I'm not doing the Morbid Stop anymore.
That's why you leave.
You're alive, man.
Did I do anything...
Did I do anything...
First of all, I never said I was better.
I've never eaten exactly.
But, uh, uh...
But, have I done anything Morbid, do you think?
No, Norm, I love you, baby.
That's why I'm here.
So, shut up.
Great job to shut up.
At least you said he loved me.
Well, that's nice.
Thanks, man.
That's cool that you love me.
Because it's cool to love someone, even if you don't think they're friends.
You know, you should love someone even if they're disappointed.
Even if they make...
Even if they, uh...
Even if they...
No, I'm not going to chuck them out.
Well, why would I do that?
Well, yeah.
So, you know, it's nice of you to...
To, uh...
Love me.
Even, uh...
Even though I'm disappointed in you.
I'm sorry, I'm disappointed.
Because, seriously, I've never tried.
I've tried to do that.
Well, that was nice.
You said that you love me.
I'm not weak enough to you.
And it was so sweet that you said you love me.
I love you too, bro.
I love you too, bro.
I love you too, bro.
Ah, man.
A lot of times.
We got to do that one, man.
You gotta let people be, you know, you gotta let people have their panties and
stuff like that.
Man, they're paying a lot of money and they're like, "What the fuck is all this
shit?"
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