Name: Try not to Laugh
Uploaded: 2024-02-17T13:00:17.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Try not to Laugh' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-02-17. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Try not to Laugh' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-02-17. Transcript available.

- It has heavy-duty grilling grates.
Why are you laughing?
You think the grilling grates are flimsy?
- No.
- No, they're heavy-duty grilling grates.
They deliver exactly what you need to achieve
when you need to achieve that perfect steakhouse flavor.
Why are you laughing?
You're making a mockery out of the man grate.
So anyways, he was a child rapist and cannibal,
as I explained.
- When he's a child rapist,
you try not to laugh when he looks at you.
- Oh, come on, man.
- That's not funny.
- No, it's not.
But I know you want people to laugh.
- He only chose victims who were either mentally handicapped.
Now, don't laugh at this next part, please.
- You know he wants you to, right?
- No, if you laugh at this next part.
- Okay.
- His chose victims who were either mentally handicapped
or African-American.
Oh, come on.
Why would you think that's funny?
Goddamn, Fred.
Jesus Christ.
- Well, that was the worst part of the story.
But anyways.
But you were exactly right.
That's why Albert Fish killed only mentally handicapped
and African-Americans.
- What about, okay.
- I thought you'd laugh at African-Americans again
that they were.
- No, I guess I know him.
I know he'll do something.
That's outrageous.
How dare you?
- Well, it's kind of outrageous for you, but anyways.
Some of the 200 Nigerian schoolgirls kidnapped by extremists in Nigeria
have been forced to marry their kidnappers.
And worse than that, they've been forced to laugh at their husbands' stories
even after hearing them for the umpteenth time.
- I don't know.
- You know something.
- I don't know.
- Yeah, I know.
- It's very hard to make a joke about those girls who were kidnapped.
- I know.
- When I hear about those things, that is one of the worst--
- It's terrible.
- And yet you got a big laugh out of yours.
- Yeah, I'm sorry.
- Hey, for the ninth consecutive year, Nick, JetBlue Airlines rank first
for satisfaction among all North American airlines.
But you know what ranked least in satisfaction?
9/11 Airlines.
What a terrible name for an airline.
It reminds me of that tragedy.
Oh, 9/11.
Oh, don't laugh at 9/11 again.
9/11.
- I tried to tell them not to laugh.
- I know.
I walked through blood and bones in the streets of Manhattan
trying to find my brother.
- Jesus.
- Yeah, he was in Northern Canada.
Do you want to hear my impression of the 9/11 call
from Johnny Carson?
- The 9/11 call.
- Yeah, I'm sorry.
- But 9/11 was a national tragedy.
- Yes, it was.
- Why'd he laugh at that?
- You said he laughed.
- Johnny Carson died at 80 years old.
- OK, Johnny Carson died at 80 years old.
Would you like to hear my impression?
Were you in New York when the Twin Towers fell?
- No, I was in Los Angeles.
- Well, either way, it was a national tragedy.
- It was.
- Yeah, I know.
- 9/11.
We're going to go to hell.
- Johnny Carson.
Johnny Carson's 9-1-1 call.
He's having, because he called while he was having a heart attack.
- No.
- Would you like to hear my impression?
- OK.
- OK, you be the 9-1-1 operator.
- Hello, operator, operator Mary.
What is your 9-1-1 emergency?
- I feel like there's a yak on my chest.
- Hi-o.
- Hi-o.
- Mike was a grand guy.
I said he had dementia at the end.
- That's funny to you, huh?
You know, McDonald, I want to tell you.
- No, it's a very odd thing to say.
- If you're looking, if you're looking to broaden your horizons,
I don't think it's worse to laugh at someone who had dementia.
- I'm not laughing at that.
I'm laughing at that you said.
- He was the best.
I loved him.
- It was sad.
- Mike Wallace was a great guy.
He had dementia at the end.
- It was sad that he had dementia at the end.
- It was sad that he had dementia at the end.
- It was sad that he had dementia at the end.
- It was sad.
- You said it as if that's what made him a great guy.
- It was sad.
- It was sad that he had dementia at the end.
- It was sad that he had dementia at the end.
- It was sad that he had dementia at the end.
- It was sad that he had dementia at the end.
- It was sad that he had dementia at the end.
- It was sad that he had dementia at the end.
- It was sad that he had dementia at the end.
- Why is that funny?
- It was sad, you said it as if that's what made him
a great guy was his raging dementia.
- No, you're not hearing things well.
- No.
- You're not hearing things well.
I made a face like it was sad.
Not that he was a great cause of dementia.