Name: Norm Macdonald Turns a Heckler into a Friend
Uploaded: 2024-09-06T15:46:19.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Norm Macdonald Turns a Heckler into a Friend' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-09-06. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Norm Macdonald Turns a Heckler into a Friend' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-09-06. Transcript available.

You're not very funny.
What are you?
Not here.
I didn't hear what he said.
Don't move.
Don't move.
What is going on?
I didn't hear what he said, I'm sorry.
What did he say, sir?
You're not very funny.
Who?
What's up, right?
What do I give a fuck?
You're not very funny.
What?
You got my money.
You got my money.
That's okay.
I have much money.
That was funny.
I got it, too.
Honestly, I don't care.
How much?
How much?
How much?
How much?
How much?
How much?
Well, a couple bucks.
Are you alone?
Are you just playing yourself?
I'm alone and with someone.
8:00 p.m.
He's not alone at 4:00 p.m.
No, but you didn't watch yourself.
What was the idea?
No, here's the thing.
So, here's the thing.
So, you go, I'm gonna pay money.
Go see this dude, right?
I think it's probably cost a lot of money, right?
Hey, dude!
Talk more!
Talk more!
Talk the asshole out!
No.
That would be an awful thing.
That would be an awful thing.
That would be an awful thing.
That would be a terrible thing to do.
No, no.
I just wanted you to understand what exactly happened.
So...
But anyways, at some point in your life, you thought I was funny.
And I see it.
Cause I was funny.
And I see it.
Cause I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
That would be an awful thing.
That would be an awful thing.
That would be a terrible thing to do.
No, no.
I just wanted you to understand what exactly happened.
So...
But anyways, at some point in your life, you thought I was funny.
And I see it.
Cause I don't know.
I don't know if I can ban Joe or shit.
So at some point in your life, you thought I was funny, right?
Weekend Update, baby!
Weekend Update.
That's nice.
Thank you.
So then...
Have you ever seen me do anything since Weekend Update?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Pardon me?
The YouTube morbid ones.
I'm sorry.
The YouTube morbid bits.
I did what?
The YouTube morbid bits.
YouTube morbid bits?
Oh, morbid.
I see.
And so then, did you like those?
No.
You didn't like those.
I don't know what you sounded about, because I did one album that was
specifically about death. Is that what you mean?
Yes!
So they were clips, but you didn't like those.
So then, you said, "I'll come here to this show."
If you said that you were better, you weren't doing the morbid stuff anymore.
Yeah, I'm not doing the morbid stuff anymore.
Did I do anything morbid?
First of all, I never said I was better.
But have I done anything morbid, do you think?
Well, Norm, I love you, baby.
That's why I'm here.
So shut up!
The way you don't shut up is to say you love me.
Well, that's nice. Thanks, man. That's cool that you love me.
Because it's cool to love someone, even if you don't think they're friends.
You know, you should love someone, even if they, even if they, even if they,
even if they, even if they, even if they, even if they, even if they, no, I'm
not going to chuck them out. Why would I do that?
Well, yeah. So, you know, it's nice of you to, to love me, even, even though I
disappointed you.
I'm sorry, I just wanted to go, seriously, I've never tried.
I don't try to do that.
Well, that was nice that you said that you love me and that I'm not tweaking up
there.
And it was so sweet that you said that you love me.
I love you too, bro.
Ah, man, a lot of times.
We got through that one, man.
You got to let people be, you know, you got to let people have their panties
and stuff like that.
Man, they're paying a lot of money and they're like, what the fuck is all this
shit?
You want to play that shit?
I don't know if it feels like a marketer.
Love you, Norm.
You rock my work!
Where's Adam?
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Thank you.