Name: Mangrate
Uploaded: 2024-09-19T18:18:28.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Mangrate' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-09-19. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Mangrate' from I'm not Norm on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-09-19. Transcript available.

- And we're going to read jokes, we read jokes.
- I thought you were gonna talk about this thing.
- We're gonna talk about the man--
What about the man-grate?
- Is that like a genital cleanser?
- No!
No, my God!
What is the man-grate, you ask?
- I can't ask.
- Huh?
- Fine, I didn't, but--
- You didn't ask?
It is 100% made in America, cast iron grilling grates.
- Iron, you don't pronounce it iron.
- That's what everybody tells you.
- It's the iron horse, like,
Lou Gehrig was the iron horse of baseball.
- Yes.
- The word I-R-O-N is iron.
- No, no, iron.
- Cast iron!
- Iron?
- Cast iron grilling grates that are revel--
- Are you kidding when you say iron?
- Uh, you know what, don't be like fucking Larry King.
That motherfucker, I say iron and he's up my asshole
for fucking four days.
- It should be iron.
That's what makes English the world's toughest language.
- Yeah.
- You know, right, sure.
- It is the toughest language.
- It's the toughest language to learn.
- It's the easiest man-grate.
- I don't know.
- Great.
Have you heard of the man-grate?
- Yes, I have.
- You have?
- Yeah.
- What's up?
- Where'd you hear about it?
- On Adam Carolla's podcast.
- Wow, how about that?
Do you have a father?
Man-grate is the perfect gift for this Father's Day.
Is he alive?
- Yeah.
- 100% made in America.
If he was dead, it would've been a really bad moment
in the commercial.
- Your dad's alive.
- No.
- Fuck.
God damn it.
I'm sorry about your dad.
- That's fine.
- Your father's dead.
But you have children.
You are a father.
- Yes, and I'm not dead.
- Yes.
- Maybe you'll give me one in all years.
- I'll give you one.
Is your mom still alive?
- My mom?
- Yeah.
- No, she's dead.
- Holy Christ, is any of your relatives fucking alive?
This man-grate, they are revolutionizing the way
people grill.
Why, Adam Egan, it's true.
You haven't heard of the revolution?
You can put chicken on this, or steak.
That's not that unique.
It has heavy-duty grilling grates.
Why are you laughing?
You think the grilling grates are flimsy?
- These are very heavy.
- Yes, no, no, but that's part of the charm.
It weighs a lot of pounds.
- Is that heavy?
- Yeah.
Listen, man, what was that fucking Vegas story?
- Shit.
- Jesus Christ, sorry.
What is in that?
- Again.
- Again.
- Again.
It's revolutionizing the way people grill.
- Jesus.
- What?
- I thought it was like a, all right.
- You want to hear what it has?
- Yeah.
- It has heavy-duty grilling grates.
-
- What is this?
No more dry meat.
What do you think of that?
- You want your meat juicy.
- Oh, come on now.
Don't make it sound like a fucking fat,
plumpy, delicious cock.
No more flare-ups.
You know when your barbecue has always been flare-ups?
It was named...
It was named one of 2012's best grilling accessories.
There's more fucking facts about the man-grade
than about Nick.
Why are you laughing?
You're making a mockery out of the man-grade.
Chicken, steak, has never tasted so good.
Hey, how about this?
Each Norm Macdonald show order comes with a heavy-duty grilling brush.
You don't want to put that on your not dry meat?
Look at that.
Those things are dirty.
No, no, no, no, no.
That's from the iron.
- Are you sure? - Yes.
Well, it's not from my cock.
- What?
- I just went to the bathroom.
You say cock so much.
I'm combing in your butt.
Oh, my God.
Well, listen, man.
Hey, your mouth is my toilet.
Again.
Again.
Again.
This commercial is like a mini-series.
Are you a jingoist?
100% made in America.
100% cast iron.
Mangreep.com.
Thank you, Andy.
That's yours.
You just threw your own going-away present with contempt to the floor.
That was our only sponsor.
Yeah, now we found out we lost Mangreep as a sponsor.
And then earlier today, I think we were told legally we can't say we lost them
as a sponsor, even.
Yeah, I think we were still waiting to find out if we were allowed to say that.
But anyways, that was Schwartzen.
We lost them.
That was Nick Schwartzen that fucked it all up.