Name: Anti- Beyoncé Protest owns nfl
Uploaded: 2016-02-16T22:00:41.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Anti- Beyoncé Protest owns nfl' from Conner O'Malley on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-02-16. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Anti- Beyoncé Protest owns nfl' from Conner O'Malley on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-02-16. Transcript available.

Hi, I'm Mark Seavers. I'm down here at the NFL headquarters.
We're trying to protest Beyoncé for doing bad music and being a number one bad
baby at the Super Bowl.
She thinks she can come around here. She thinks she can tell everyone that they
got to get down on their knees and kill cops.
She's an absolutely horrible person.
And she gave a secret message to all the little white girls watching her go
wake up and kill their parents in their sleep.
It's absolutely true.
What the heck is with Beyoncé, huh?
Excuse me, did you know that Obama's a Muslim Black Panther?
Did you know that Beyoncé tried to kill all the members of Destiny's Childs
because they wouldn't join Al-Qaeda?
Every cop's been nice to me.
Who do you think should do the Super Bowl next year?
He said Ted Cruz. He said Ted Cruz.
So what did you think of the Super Bowl?
I thought it was a very honest game, actually, you know? It was a good game.
But then Beyoncé comes out, right?
Oh, well, come on, man.
Right, right.
What do you expect?
What do you expect?
She comes out?
There are certain things I'm not allowed to say.
You can say, I mean, you know, I watched the game and all of a sudden I'm, you
know, now I have to explain to my kids.
You can take her out of the jungle. You can't take the jungle out of her.
Yeah, there's a good energy out here. Everybody's kind of having a good time.
Did you see the Beyoncé Super Bowl?
No.
Beyoncé's performance made me absolutely sick.
$100?
$200?
$300?
$300?
$300 outfit.
Hi.
Okay.
Can I get a ride, actually?
Please?
Absolutely gorgeous woman.
All these people, they're absolutely disgusting.
It made me so furious.
I want to kick through my fucking TV, you know what I mean, right?
Don't fucking hate, man.
They're still fighting, they're still crying slavery.
I'm not, I don't want to be part of it, sir.
But too late.
Because you are, and everybody is in America.
Ice is just another word for the CIA.
See that van right there?
That's from the CIA.
What do you think it's a black CIA van?
Beyoncé's trying to make us all trans, and then she said that all Muslims need
to be a,
the US senators, all senators need to be Muslims.
You guys see some of the new stuff you guys got?
Oh, it's like an office in there.
Look at that.
New York 1, CBS, absolute garbage.
Hey, you guys hiring?
No.
No?
Fucking garbage, anyway.
I would never be caught dead working for any one of these lamestream media.
Did you see Beyoncé at the Super Bowl?
It's like, come on, right?
What am I doing?
I really need to go home to my family.
There's like 10 VCRs in there.
Well, there you have it.
We did it.
We went down to the Beyoncé, anti-Beyoncé protest, and we killed it.
Beyoncé's dead.
She went to the jail, and her body will be dragged to the streets of New York
City
as retribution for having a bad halftime show.
There you go.
Beyoncé, yeah.
What the heck did you think of the Beyoncé show?
Right, bud?
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Yeah!
We didn't even touch on the Beyoncé's Illuminati.