Name: Trump Rally Orlando
Uploaded: 2016-03-10T16:30:53.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Trump Rally Orlando' from Conner O'Malley on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-03-10. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Trump Rally Orlando' from Conner O'Malley on Comedy Buff. Published 2016-03-10. Transcript available.

Hey, it's me, your boy, Mark Seavers, for truthhunters.com, down here in the
capital of the United States, Orlando, Florida, for the Donald J. Trump rally,
talking to real people about the future king of the United States, Donald Trump.
Donald Trump would do very well in an Olympus' fallen situation.
Oh, yes. I believe God's hand is on him.
Gorgeous woman. Lucky man.
Delight yourself in the Lord, and he will grant you the desires of your heart.
And my desire is to not be alone at night. Yeah, you know what I mean, right,
Playboy?
What are you guys doing after the rally?
Going back home to Miami.
Okay, I'm going to go to SeaWorld if you guys are interested and you want to
tag along.
All the women love Donald Trump. They want to be with him.
They want to have sex with him.
You know what, I think when Donald Trump gets elected, he's going to send his
sons on horsebacks into the Middle East,
and they're going to cleanse it. You know what I mean?
Because they're big game hunters, right?
My stepdad put me in a cage once for a week.
All right, guys. Thanks so much for coming by.
All right. Thank you.
I will be rich one day.
I know it's true.
I love you, Donald Trump.
I would give my life for you.
Life for you.
Life for you.
To get out and vote for Donald Trump.
And we ask this prayer in Jesus' name.
Amen.
This is beautiful.
This is beautiful.
I love you.
I love you.
Are the Trump rallies the greatest?
Are they the...
Yeah!
Who's going to pay for the wall?
Mexico!
I called my wife Melania.
By the way, she's done a great job on television lately.
Oh my God, yes.
She's beautiful.
Will she be a great and very beautiful first lady, right?
Oh my God.
I took a deep breath.
I came down the escalator with Melania.
I said, let's go.
We have to straighten out.
Get out of here.
Get out.
Out!
Get him out!
Get him out!
Get him out!
Where are these people?
Get him out!
Get him out fast.
We want speed.
Oh, there he is.
Look, little wise guy.
Boo!
Get out of here.
Get him out!
Get him out.
Get him out!
Get out of here.
Get him out of here!
Get him out.
Yes!
Go home to mommy.
Yeah!
Mommy!
All right, good.
Get him out.
Go home.
Get him out of here!
Get him out.
Is this fun?
Do we love this?
Get him out!
Get him out.
They're quiet.
They don't have much of a voice.
Violent!
Violent!
Violent!
This is not a normal situation, folks.
This is not a normal situation.
It's abnormal.
Get him out!
Get him out!
Yeah!
Leave!
Get out of here!
Get out of here!
You pieces of trash!
You're all garbage!
Get out of here!
Oh, you're fine.
Get out of here, Hank!
I wish we had some real protesters.
Some protesters with guts.
God will crush them!
The police in this country, believe me,
that the police are not treated fairly.
No.
No, they are not.
We have to give more credit to our police, folks.
Cops are gods!
Cops are gods that walk among us!
We have a doctor.
A woman fainted.
She fell in love with Donald Trump.
Okay, wait.
Let's do a pledge.
Everybody here.
Who likes me in this room?
Raise your right hand.
I do solemnly swear.
I do solemnly swear.
That I, no matter how I feel, no matter what the conditions, if there's
hurricanes or whatever.
I, no matter how I feel, if there's hurricanes, no matter what the conditions
ever.
That's good enough.
We'll vote.
We'll vote.
On or before.
We'll vote.
The 12th.
Donald Trump.
Donald Trump.
Donald Trump.
President.
Are you what I say?
Don't forget, you all raised your hand.
You swore.
Bad things happen if you don't live up to what you just did.
Congratulations!
He's in an amazing speech.
I'm choked.
I can't, I can't believe him.
And you're going to say in two years from now, and three years from now, and
four years
from now, that this was one of the great afternoons I've ever spent.
Mr. Trump is an American hero, who will cleanse the America of all the trash.
I couldn't afford to get into the Sea World.
I started thinking about America, and everything that's wrong with it, and
everything that Donald
Trump would change and make great.
He'll bring whites back on top.
He'll make us all great.
He knows that violence is the solution, and that we should question all ethnicities.
America's like a big guy.
We're the number one daddy at the party.
And we're going to stop everybody from being dumb, dumb bad boys.
I like to dance with the willy ladies.
We're going to punch America's bad guys in the face.
Soar like an eagle above us all.
And we'll pick our spirits up, and look to the heavens, and see our solution.
Our white brothers will make America great again.
And the future under Trump will be amazing.
Green technology is garbage.
Looking at the big golf ball, I realized Obama's the problem.
And they dropped the bullets into the pigs, and they took the pig's blood, and
they splashed it around.
And they then took those bullets, they put them in the guns, they shot 49 of
the terrors with the bullets, loaded up with pig fat and pig blood.
I love you.
I love you too.
Was somebody protesting back there?
I love you too.
Get out of here.
Out!
I love you too.
Out!
Get them out.
Don't hurt them.